Judge — May 12, 1923 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Drawn by Evizaneti Rover, Stanford ‘2: Hunch by C , Stanford ‘24. Did you ever have a dream like this? Alpha and Omega by Milton J. Stringer, Bucknell U.°24 LMOST any young lady is satisfied with ‘a string of pearls, a platinum brooch, and a diamond stomacher glint- ing omewhere between her jew- eled comb her pump She craves more for jewelry than Omar did for hooch or Sol- omon did for his thousand. is where women from the Smooth. stalwart of the A man is satisfied with one pink tends to show that fraterni- ties win first, second, and third prizes as the sine qua non of campus life. No guy has made tke most of hi: ge education unless he comes from the “U” with a frat pin drooping on his vest, over his heart. A bird who spends four years in the front- line benches with- out bagging a campus croix de guerre is skipping perilously close to the nix col- umn. He must face the cold, cruel world with- out a fancy h band, without the mystic grip to slip all’ comers species. frat pin. All of whic Collegiate. and without the Gre alphabet peeping from his . And that handicap! Si sport shoe have come down to six dollars per pair it’s gett harder and harder to. di tinguish these me are 11 _ possible sree Greek letters. through colle some Greek out- labeled with any guy who lopes without bei: tagged by fit is a dud with a Capital “ The frat fraters are the outstanding gazinks of the Alma Mater “the bo w drink the midnight fusel oil. The colle- giate Ku Klux is the real thing in the mystic de- partment. All the Greek letters are the code lan- guage for some- thing hidden and secret—as, fo xample, B Vodka De B. V. D.’s. boys who pe the hush dope make _ purve of moonshine opium look public charae All the fellows have George Washington bel Tella Lies; Mister member of the I Delt Mare Anthony and y Cleo, originated the Who Kepper nhh!)—it is whispered « ‘ampus that even Prexy in his you days belonged to a t order. No. brother complete without triangle of plat num where his sour splashes. The real thing in frat ings is a couple spare p: Greek enclosed in a bar- rage of baby pearls Cold. who sports one these hok over his fifth rib is a loud ‘ frat circles. Just thin murder twelve million the pearls for the edg The big m e to get es of these pins! just guy’s life is when he gives his “swe! hat pin. The skies quiver and the gods halt ‘till’ the clesp pierces the dame’s georgette. cording to all the laws and umpty-umpty of the young lady is now en- yap who just gave up his pin. It is a thrilling moment especially to a Jane who ca read Greek! Another spangled mony is the ping of the old frat Brip. che grand and solemn ‘ hand clasp has all Old-fashioned. the movements of a cornet solo. When Greek meets Greek, then comes the tug 0 paws. There is no thrill like feeling the thorized squeeze of a brother frat-head. star- cere- slip-