Judge — January 27, 1923 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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ike m- hi- vee wok ch- ted vit nd - in in are ar gn, sor can hen ne: to ver tty at be lay a ons. rote “Her niece is rather good-looking, eh2” “Don't say are. ‘knees is,’ say ‘knees sae Mr" Wintrreo Mason Heck, new Congresswoman from Illinois, vows ste has “heard more funny things on the floor of the House than in any show.” Mrs. Huck is not alone in this. Such being the case, why not send our come- dians—our Al Jolsons and our Ed Wynns —to Washington to legislate for us, and bring back our Congressmen to amuse us before the footlights? The professional comedians couldn't make a worse job of legislating than the present Congress has made, while the funny men at Washing- ton, of whom Mrs. Huck speaks, could at least qualify as Hippodrome clowns; and in that rdle be incapable of harm to the nation, tee A CRIMINAL LAWYER opens an inter- LY esting line of thought when he re- lates how eyes influence his judgment when he is picking a jury. Following which suggestion, we assume th 1 profession has alr 3. black-eyed jurymen pop-eyed jurymen in cases of of promise; green-eyed jur, in cases of alienation of affec eyed jurymen in cases of chicken ste and in actions brought under the Vol- stead act, pie-eyed jurymen, eer assault; hts fire under bed to rout out hushand.—Domestic Keep the home fires burning. The waiter who dropped a bottle of rye on the floor of the Senate restaurant was publicly discharged. But there still remains doubt whether it was because he had liquor in his possession or because he broke the bottle. ren of Sheba, —Morie gossip. If Betty is to visit Solomon in his own “house,” for propriety’s sake we trust she will wear more clothes than she did as the queen. Old Testament girls, recol- lect, never took the daring chances that the modern flapper does. ery The Hon. Gene Debs is of the opinion that “there is nothing more magnificent than a thinker in overalls.” Can it be that there are men of Debs’ acquaint- ance who their brains in the seat of their pant: oun B. Hasaonp, Des Moines chief of police, thinks he has found a potent weapon in his warfare against “wets. Every drunk arrested is taken to head- quariers and photographed, and when he sobers up, his picture is presented to him with the chief's compliments. ‘The scheme may work as the chief plans, but there will be danger in carrying it too far. If anybody should photograph grooms at | the altar, and later prove to them how they looked while waiting for the bride, the sient institution of matrimony would totter upon its foundations. ae Hs Ruri, the Russian sculptor, is making a full-length bronze of Douglas Fairbanks as Robin Hood. How Doug mani will ever bea profound myste second thought perhaps the broi but on Robin has twelve arms and about se teen legs, like “the nude descending staircase. Reet M sic by radio is taking the pla anesthetics in certain minor op¢ f you wish to borrow money from arry a pocket receiving set and slip the clips over his ears before making the touch. ‘The operation should be “entirely successful” if you have hooked up to the right mimber of meters and the program includes some soothing orches- tral stuff. reey mill owners have agreed to “employ only women who will promise not to gamble.” ‘This, naturally, will bar the mill girls from matrimony. Glasgow dress as men do to- e slaves of the Middle Ages day." —Anthony Ludorici. This will be staggering news to the House of Kuppenheimer. ats As Normalcy gets worse and worse, Woodrow Wilson gets better and better. 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