Judge — January 27, 1923 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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by EETHOVEN's piano has turned up in Vienna. ‘The item goes on to say: “Because of the master’s deafness, the piano was made especially for him so the sound would be louder than ordinarily.” If that’s a mark of a Beethoven piano, almost any apartment-house tenant will take oath that an original Beethoven is in the flat next door. Raa “The public will be highly appreciative of the sanity and progress acter of the policies that have brought the untry through the reconstruction period.” —Mr. Mr. Hoover is doubtless referring to the reconstruction period following the Civil War. But is it not a trifle late to allude to it? jad The wife of Prince Joachim Albrecht, As We Were Arthur H. Folwell you.” Y Univ with ultra will Saying Nature Studies by W. E. Hill HIS sign is being displayed in New York: “A dollar a week will buy a Ford. The Detroit judge who subject speed maniacs to a sanity test. might gather from this that the sanity should be applied earlier; to all prospec- tive purchasers. Qiucar has been ity by treating carbonic olet light. play hob with poetry balk at treated with ultra v and so are you.” Ships are looking less and less like Let us explain our plan to test made at Liverpool id Thus does sciency nt Valentine arbonic acid t light is sweet, saying ae ships in their interior design and con- struction, complains the London Archi- tects’ Journal. There is a strong move- ment in America to design them to look like bar-rooms. cousin to the Kaiser, lost some pearls down the drainpipe of a hotel tub while taking a Saturday night bath in Berli Apparently German baths are taken with the stopper out. see Baldness among French- men is on the dee Some parts of dev are being restored, it MATS 245 NIGHTS 815, The police who are stand- ing guard over the tables in New York _ restaurants—in brief, the Sniffing Squad—ar- unlikely to cau: re-appear ance of the war-time sign, “Men in Uniform Welcome.” od INSTITUTION | - — " : | Messages of British radio amateurs have carried across the Atlantic and been heard on this side. What is to become of us when the amateur night of vaudeville is broadcasted upon the atmos- A NATIONAL A university professor states that “mental work can a Make thia. = dlamon: oscets ta te hee si i tl pear phere? Q™: a few Republicans fear that the whitewashing of the Attorney Gen- ove the Daugherty issue Come to think eral will not re from national politics. of it, the whitewashing of the rotten wal "Hues reinstatement af Patt apple in the barrel never kept the other Arbuckle, one would imagine that al apples from spoiling. tendance at Arbuckle films was to be sae Whenever a new prohibition director te takes office, he begins by firing about i “Ervedom is found in our marris laws, Any dav 2 hibition service seems to suffer a good — Ferid Bey, deal from “Dry ro eet “Large quantities of victuals” were found in the recently opened tombs of some of Egypt's kings. If enough vic- tuals are found, it may knock down the cost of living. Here’s to the Egyp- tologists and more power to their pick- axes! sae “T plan to leave in January aboard the Majestic.” said FoRMER senator New- berry. You can’t blame him. There was nothing majestic about his departure from Washington. 26 be done more effectively when one is lying down.” | Som body should pass the word along. to Rodin’s statue of “The Thinker.” at Hearing the fuss which was made over made compulsory. How on earth do Turkish actors and actresses get adequate publicity? * Military life is full of contradictions. For example, those who begin at the bot- tom are the first to go over the top. st 7 Hanging on a strap is a chance fu muscles, while the swinging of the tra the muscles of the leg.—A physical culturist What public service corporation,’ with a crowded car problem, will be first to engage Walter Camp as director of the strap-hanger’s daily—morning and eve- ning—dozen?