Judge — October 28, 1922 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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A novelist of some note began her latest work while ill and got better as the story progressed. It is frequently different with the gentle reader. He begins a book feeling perfectly well, and the story gives him a pain. Y ORDER of General Pershing, the overworked army salute is to be discontinued “except where the i lack of the exchange between enlis men and officers would be a discourtesy In aregimental show, there once occurred this dialogue between officer and man: didn’t ve to salute you.” This process of reasoning is probably just as sound as it was when the joke was new. Right arms will be worn close to the side until further notice. ee It will be just as well to pause before turning the United States over to Lenine, Trotsky and th Unlike Russia, we would have no crown jewels to hock when the concern went brok viets. Connecticut reports a lively demand for rhubarb, it having been dis 1 that rhubarb wine has the strongest kick of y of the home-made variety. Hei after a common drunk m be entered upon the police blotter as: Stewed (Rhubarb). headed by Professor Camp- ‘rona $0,000 miles The American exped bell of the Lick Observatory, saw a cv wide.— Astronomical note Not, it is evident, one of those light, portable coronas. oan The Kaiser's wedding, set for Novem- ber 5, is likely to be a quiet home affair, attended by only a few immediate enemies of the f Bread with booze inside popular in Philadelphia.— A passing heailine. Rye bread, doubtl “There’s a caterpillar, I hear, on this tree,” remarked one healthy leaf to another. “Shucks, what of it?” said the other Teaf. “What happens below is none of our affair; we're away up here on the top branches.” But in a few weeks there wasn’t a whole leaf on the tree. This little fable, children, is for those who think that) disturbances in other parts af the world are no concern of the United States. According to a report of the Protestant Hospital Association, 3,000,000 are ill daily in the United States. Not includ- ing those whose stomachs are turned by Congress. was THE skeleton of a prehistoric camel, dug up in Wyoming by the Amherst expedition, was destroyed by dry agents who thought it a de for concealing liquor. Why not a night raid on the American Museum of Natural History? What more likely hiding place for hooch than the innocent-looking ribs of a dino- saur, or the tusks of a mammoth? And the dry agents might hop across: Central Park to the Metropolitan Mu- seum of Art and unwind a few mummies. Pld There is an old saying that Providence saves drunkards from harm, but con- sidering the kind of hooch they are drinking nowadays, no one could expect of Providence anything better than a fifty-fifty split. As We Were Saying by Arthur H. Folwell Nature Studies by W. E. Hill ation Commission insists un mint put a brake on its Or, as a compromise, itself to morning and home The R that the Gert printing presses. it might confine evening marks, discontinuing the edition and the complete sporting final. With income taxes still at the peak, and a profitecr’s tariff enacted by Congress, the average man’s savings will be limited to daylight. nr ae If there is to be another war in Europe, America should lose no time in mobiliz- ing Frank Simonds. When the King of Siam becomes a bridegroom, he is supported by two best men, one upon either side of him. He must come direct’ from his bachelor dinner. ate Luckily for the late Patrick Henry, Daugherty wasn't Attorney General ‘Liberty or Death” around to stop his speech by injunction. ery A cash prize of $1,000 is offered by William Fox for a new title to the photo- play, “A Little Child Shall Lead Them.” Very well; make it read, “Will Hays Shall Lead Them.” Keep the money. 20 quor_is being sold on Shipping Board tutes an open sore which should ttention of the American people.” —The Temperance Board. CCORDING to Mr. Busch of St. Louis and others who have made the trip, the sore is “open” twenty-four hours Unlike the old-time saloon, it is not even closed on Sunday. dd large numbers of Americans have been giving it their attention, repeatedly. Indeed, according to Mr. Lasker, if it, were not for “the open sore,” the Shipping Board vessels would shut up shop. Fas In “fixing their fences” many Congress men find them provokingly full of home- made barbed wire, Bottle it to cour f cider blows up in nts as he is taking jor evidence.—A tra, li is meant by a The cop now knows wha “working” hypothesis. oes HE opening of the Eastman Theater in Rochester, scheduled for this “will mark the beginning of the end o film presentation in darkened —audi- torinms.” At which news a_ million “necking” couples unclinch in sheer dis- may. The movie theaters are due to lose a lot of patronage if they light up. k to long skirts will lose all ndre Tridon. “Women who pride in their legs, And yet, if we remember correctly, the original Floradora sextet were not wholly indifferent to their under- pinnings. Indeed, by firmly grabbing a handful of skirt and drawing it tight around he she walked, the girl of twenty years ago managed to outline about twice as much leg as ever was shown by the most emancipated flapper. Pride, forsooth! comichooks.