Judge — October 21, 1922 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Those who predict the bustle say it will first appear in muslin and lace dresses—Word from Paris, Ladies, your clothing ino lated against the coming of the deadly bustle germ. On second thought, no! Bustles will be just the things to tear off, in a spirit of light Latin gayety, at the next Coney Island Mardi Gras. Smashed straw hats for men. Busted bustles for women. On with the féte! United States is composed of asses of citizens. First, the who pay as little as § the political _ office- holders, who spend as much as possible, irrespective of what has been paid in. In a few years, the cabinet officer now known as the Se ry of the Treasury will be officially described as the Secre- tary of the Deficit. Ree Among the loot of a recent robbery » several live canaries. Somewhere is a complicated wheeze about Sing Sing and jail birds, if you care to work it out. We don’t. Pra “Citizens, pull for the law Prohibition Director Day.“ ing for it as hard as we know, leggers echo. ” spouts ’re pull ”* the boot- rrr The hasty souls who would impeac the Attorney General should pause reflect. Impeaching Mr. Daughe would elevate him to the level of Andrew Johnson, would it not Orchestra is hit at inn.—Cabaret news. Good work. Mor of them should be. ry Even if skirts are getting longer, we're not sure that it proves anything. If long skirts meant modesty and stanch morals, the wor of the Court of Louis XV would have been as modest and as moral as an Epworth League social, toe { ocean is believed to have a ng like 120,000,000 fish—One of Of this number, disgruntled fishermen will maintain that 110,000,000 are dog- fish and the rest sea robins. As We Were Saying by Arthur H. Folwell Nature Studies by W. E. Hill CBF COURSE. a simple way to prevent the throwing of pop bottles at ball players and umpires would be to prohibit the sale of bottled drinks at big league ball parks. That way, however, would be too simple. Baseball magnates are not sufficiently opposed to rowdyism to forego the profits which come from the catering concession ttt While there are purchasers for paper marks and kronen on the sidewalks of New York, there is incentive for a house- holder to stand on the curb and sell the contents of his ash barrel or his rubbish bag. sae Anthracite going up may presently meet radium coming down. Then the citizen with a hungry furnace will be free to take his che won Orn Paris again, “the newest tea dance purse is carried by the middle finger of the left hand.” — Quoting ourselves, our loaded suit case is carried by th finger, middle finger, third i little finger and thumb of the Correct etiquette should be It isa right hand. observed in these little matters. mark of good breeding. was A touchy old Jady, when rd WJZ to-night,” and later We got WBZ, too,” re- marked snappily, “What's the matter? Are you afraid to mention names before me? I hate people terribly mysterious about their affairs.” Radio nc somebody s: to be so sae HE increasing display of mud-guards, radiators, even tonneaus, in vacant lots and rubbish heaps makes us wonder if the modern goat is equal to the imposed. Tomato cans and old raat boilers were meat and drink to him, but tonneaus! Only the other day we saw two nannies and a billy dining industri- ously, if somewhat hopelessly, upon an old taxi top. One of America’s immediate needs is a breed of super-goats. RR ad st for their fin who love pundations. security in the y too much to Secretary Hughes to Our institut self-restraint of t destroy its essential the Brazilians. It was doubtless the self-restraint of Mr.—now $ which in- duced Secret: then Mr.—Hughes to accept him as a client. 22 A gland operation has restored the youth of a senile horse. “Oh,” sighs the envious poet, “if I might only graft some of those glands on my Pegasus!” QO WIDESPREAD is the pollution of water by floating oil that an in- ternational conference has been proposed. With steamers dumping oil and the Dry Navy scattering rum, sea air after a while will smell lik combination refinery- distillery. If a doctor prescribes sea air for you, dissolve a bag of salt in the bath- tub and sniff it. It will be both cheaper and purer than the real thing. sae » According to the Smithsonian Institu- tion, “the heat from a star is only one hundred millionth of a degree.” This will seem humiliating to Rodolph. Valen- tino. He may even bring action for libel. rd The “latest thing from France” is a dance in which the gowns of the dancers are illuminated from within by Every dancer, so to speak, will « own white-light district. tte FRENCH professor says that ulti- y the English language will become the universal tongue. A_ vision of little boys in Bangkok, Nijni Novgorod and Bagdad reveling wholesomely, and with understanding, in the ish of an American comic supplement makes on tremble with pride. Aincher glad_ it’s gonna happen? Oof! Pow! rs California’s grape prices have risen 400 per cent. since Prohibition was enacted. Mr. Wheeler will doubtless tell you, if you ask him, that the boom is due to the increasing popularity of grape jelly in th United States. Rha Now that booze jokes are barred from vaudeville, the next news we expect to hear is that “stills are taboo in movie studios, tat The grocer will charge you more for California figs now that Smyrna has been destroyed. ani