Judge — October 21, 1922 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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ONG and searchingly he gazed deep 4 into her eyes, those so-called windows { the soul which held for him nothing but mystery. Would he never know the truth he must, that’s all. His honor de- pended upon it; it was now or never. If he let her go now she would never come bi 5 g her face firmly between his Jong slender hands he commanded her to Jook at him in a voice more stern than he had ever believed himself capable. She whimpered. Instantly repenting, he her pardon. “You should not fear me,” he whispet For some minutes he held lier thus and then relaxing he shook his licad as he walked slowly « . other side of the room he turne his face a smile and a note of triumph in his voice. “Madam, it is just as I thought, you have astigmatism,” he said.—Washington and Jefferson Wag Jag. tat She (just back from Europe)—Sorry I out with you to-night—my trunks haven't arrived. Ie I got a car outside. Didja think I was going to run you to town? — Southern California Wampus. Se Stable Equilibrium —Harvard Lampoon. ra Father—When George takes you home next time you must bid him good-night atonce, Daughter—Why, dad? always very quiet. “Yes, but the silence is oppressive.” — Yale Record. I'm sure we are tte \ lass came tripping down the street, She looked, I'll say, oh, very neat, But evidently not discreet: ‘The street was steep, her pace too fleet; She tripped, I say—oh, what a treat! —Cornell Widow, rn Peter Piper played a pot of poker, \ pretty pot of poker Peter Piper picked. But a piker with a poker picked on Peter Piper, And pocketed the poker-pot that Peter Piper picked! —Annapolis Log. tae When you tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other; when you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of her mouth.— Michigan Gargoyle. soe n't there some fable about the ass ng himself with a lion skin?” “Yes, but now the colleges do the trick with a sheepskin.”—Washington Dirge. With the College Wits Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible “How much can you hold? Princeton: “What show is she in Syracuse: “How much are they paying ingfield: “How long have you been married Cornell: “Do you favor co-education?” Union: “Have you had any electrical experience?”—Hamilton Royal Gaboon. aes se that woman over there?” “Yes, w about her?” “Well, if it hadn't been for three words she said ten years ago, I would be as wealthy as Croesus now!” “Delightful situation. the tal “Well, her father owned all the safety- pin plants in the country and the family was just rolling in wealth, And with all her riches she was mean enough to deprive me of my chances of making ten million dollars at a blow! Imagine!” “What's the rest of the dope? What Go ahead with are the famous three words? “Why, I was going to marry her and then all her millions would have been mine but—” “But what?” “But when I ask 1 her to be mine she —Amherst Lord Jeff. ttt Servant—There’s a man to see you, sir Master—Tell him to take a chair. “He has, sir. He’s taken them all, and they’re moving out the piano now. He’s from the furniture store.”’—Dart- mouth Jack o° Lantern. tat Proud Father—T! daughter painted. painting abroad. Student—Ah! That explains it. I never saw a sunset like that in this country.—Boston Beanpot. SSS Professor —The only fever is whisky and gl3 Pre-Medic—Where can you get it? “What, whisky “No, yellow fever.” Peel. You know she studied cure for yellow Syracuse Orange se “Here’s where I pull a good one,” said the dentist as he fixed his tweezers on a sound tooth.—Wisconsin Octopus. 23 is a sunset my. [VE been in coll now, twelve years, But I'm hoping for the best T've seen three classes graduate, I really need a good long rest. I'm growing old, and still in school; My chance is growing lesser, But I don't mind, I'm getting paid— For I'm a good professor. —Notre Dame Juggler. sat HE Dean was exceedingly angry. “So you confess that this unfor- tunate young man was carried to the pond and drenched? Now, what part did you take in this dis; ful af “The right leg, si nswered the sophomore meekly.—Johns Hovkins Black and Blue Jay. F tat This is the fourth s you have been Are you always Woman (to tramp) time the last two w begging at my doo out of worl Tony—No, madam. But T have been particularly fortunate the last few weeks. California Pelican. Yl Law. The Woman-hater —Toronto Goblin.