Judge — September 16, 1922 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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} Warm and moist theatergoer hav- ing come upon advice to the stout in the theater program > IN British Columbia, a horse dle for miles on a locomotive’s coweatcher. What do you think of that for nerve? —a rough, rude male taking a lady's seat! tae “An he saddest picture I have ever se Ex-Governor Coz of Ohio. Exceptiig. of course, the Democratic vote at the last Presidential election. sae Gene Debs “shows improvement” but it will be months before he recovers from his nervous breakdown. Debs made a mistake in not being ying man” when he left Atlanta. sae Turtle racing is becoming a favorite sport out Cincinnati way. To vary things now and then Cincinnati might run down to Washington and watch Congress tackling the Soldier Bonus. ‘The rates of speed are about the same. rey Edison proudly bites off chew of tobacco, gift from President—Human interest headline, It is pleasant to note that, despite the miners’ and the railroad strikes, President Harding had time for those little ameni- ties that make life worth living. Mrs. Allan Ry $700 for information leading to the a of the person who stole her jewels. We hope the $700 didn’t have to come out of thé $16 cash which was all the money her husband said he had when he went into voluntary bankruptcy. sas “It prevents those little bits of flesh that just will sometimes creep upon one unawares when one becomes careless of one’s corseting.”—Ade. in @ theater program. F ONE is a mere male, one thinking how hopelessly one it. Consider those—not necessaril, —hits of flesh that just will sometimes creep upon one unawares when one becomes careless of one’s trousering or vesting! We Were Saying by Arthur H. Folwell Nature Studies by W. E. Hill YPEWRITING in an airplane can be duplicated by radio on a keyboard on land, ‘The crowning triumph of inven- tion? It will come when the business soaring homeward in his air-road- ster, can stamp by radio, “dictated but not read,” on the letters left for him to sign. ery “What am I to do when my art fills my and leaves no room for love? the Polish singer whom Mr. “Cormick recently married. Consid- ering that McCormick is her fourth husband, she seems to have “done” fairly well. Possibly, her heart has a spare- room, tae The telephone is a means of carrying on secret conversations and making illicit engagements, sobs the Society for the Suppression of Vice. That was the objection to baked clay writing tablets in ancient Babylonia. For the fourth time in five years, a New York woman has yawned her jaw out of place. The newsp: unt neglected to give the name of her favorite screen comedit RR When cantaloupes were selling at two cents wholesale, they cost from fifty to cighty cents in restaurants. The public, alas, is rarely permitted to “cut a melon.” It is hinted th an will make a personal appearance when his “Oliver Twist” is released this f Naive movie note. How would it do to let him go pocket- picking on Fifth Avenue, with his press agent as “the Artful Dodger”? Rad Brazil, instead of staging bullfights, is to copy Coney Island in the midv amusements of its Brazil, other words, is to substitute a hot dog for a mad bull. rad A prospective buyer of a suburban house fainted when a snake was discov- cred in the cellar. There are the makings of snakes in a good many cellars these it."—The superb Mr. Hays. Anyone who watches those 4 dance hall scenes, with their dri gambling. ting and shooting, will readily subscribe to that. tae A dancing instructor advertises that she “specializes in teaching gentlemen to lead, ladies to follow.” She is undoubt- edly an anti-suffragist. 20 In Zululand, a good wife costs eight oxen; but, like a good car, she may be bought on the install- ment plan. Possibly, also, there is a “used wife” department for Zulus who can’t afford a new one SYMPATHIZERS” get the credit (or the blame) for most of the damage done during strikes. A charming trait is sympathy. Binns, while you were convalescing from an auto accident, a friend should drop in at your bedside and say: “I sympathize with you deeply, old scout; on the way here I shot the man whose car hit you.” That would be something like. ttt Ships hereafter are to have a Mistress- at-Arms who will chaperone the girls who are traveling unattended. Sailors call the Master-at-Arms the Jimmy-Legs. Will the Mistress be known as the Jane- Limbs? VERY now and then some town clamps the Sunday lid down so tight that folks refrain from putting money in the collection plate for fear it might be nstrued as an act of business. We wish Voliva, or somebody, would inform us officially whether milk delivered Sunday mornings in Paradise. And what happens when an angel breaks a string in his harp? Can he get a new one before Monda, ery Providence inspired President Harding to call the Washin Chauncey M. Depew. Providence, ably seconded by Senator Borah. The farmer is tickled with a bumper crop. For the consumer, a bumper crop oft means but a crop of bumps. London refuses to adopt the Ameri habit of chewing gum, five years having failed to popularize it. It’s hard to un- derstand how the London stenog. gets through a working day.