Judge — August 12, 1922 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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PEAKING about tightwads, there must be something about that word that is particularly exasperating to some people, for every time L use it in the paper a certain fellow invariably looks at me like IT was taking a direct dig at him. Reminds me of the time some years ago when Gib Childers used to get mad every time the boys whistled “Everybody Works but Father,” as he complained to the marshal that the insult was becoming unbearable.—Howard (Kan.) Courant. “When you hear a man say he cares nothing about money,” said the philos- opher, “does he not convey to your mind the impression that he is a very lofty s not,” replied Mr. Dustin Stax. “He merely conveys the impres- sion that he is not telling the trath Washington Star. ttt T kin remember when the music in the heir was broadcast from the woodsh Cincinnaté Enquirer. te “You seem to have confidence in your broker.” “Whe naman tells me Zero oil is going ro oil go up, why shouldn't onfidence in him?” yw long have you known the fel- “Your education has just begun.” Cleveland Plain Dealer. ttt “Mr. Grabcoin, the chairman of the uplift committee has just telephoned to say that she and th other ladies are on their way to s ‘ ‘Confound the luck! Why didn’t you tell her I'd probably be out when they called?” “I did, sir. She said they knew you'd probably be out, and they are just com- ing to tell you how much." —Birmingham Age-Herald. PWOnt Snot? DEAR GIRL, ) ) ee COURSE IT WONT “Terr { )YGO WANT TO USE A LITTLE GUMPTiCd | cwey} THE SPONGE BAG - ay dis J Mates Hat- ok THEN THIS SKumy (Woucrie * 13 PUT ALL WRONG ) UNDERNEATH \ ————— CHEAPER POSTAGE Sandy gets good value for his penny —Passing Show (London). Any woman will tell you she is worried ten times more with wrinkles than with bunions, corns, tight corsets or a poor San Francisco Chronicle. ry Sir Conan Doyle decl are no divorces in’ heaven. Well, of cour: ou can't get a divorce without a lawyer.—Los Angeles Express. SLIPPERS MORE TOWARDS THE V CENTRE SG) 8 é Co Per y ies 9 Percy shows the way to pack.—Tit-Bits (London) GUEST harried up to the hotel LY clerk’s counter. He had just’ ten minutes to pay his bill, reach the station and board his train. “Hang it!” he exclaimed, “I've for- gotten something. Here, boy, run up to my room—number 4 nd see if T left my pajamas and shaving kit. Hurry, T've only five minutes now! The boy hurric In four minutes he returned out of b . ‘vou left them.” rican a Lege on Weekly. oe “What's become of Ranting ston Roarer, the eminent: tra “He's playing small parts in’ the mov “He used to say he'd starve before he'd lents on the sereen Maybe he did. He was considerably under ‘weight when he signed up.” Birmingham Age-Herald. tet The spendthrift. who used to take his girl to all the free lectures and to see r around vorhood, Circus parades is now piloting | to th —New Orleans Times-Picayune, tot dio concerts in his neig! “Then you want a divorce on the grounds of incompatibility?” “Not at all. Just say that he's such a mean disposition T cannot along with him.’—Detroit Free Press. eed Blackstone—My wife and T agree on everything. Webster —Have you no opinions of your own?” —New Yorks Sun. vot at Wedding Guest—Where’s the bride- groom? Bride—Just gone out on a little errand. “Something important L suppc or he wouldn't have left you so soon after the ceremony.” “Oh, ves, he went out wedding check was good.” script. » if pa Boston Tran- OR GETTER STILL WEOGE THEM Dowd THE SIDE ——= AS @ MATTER 1\ OF Fact comicbooks.com a