Judge — August 12, 1922 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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J. BALFOUR often plays golf the ancient links at St. Andrews, in Scotland. One day, says Andra Kirk: aldy in “Fifty Years of Golf.” a man who had just made a drive asked his caddie whether he had ever carried clubs: for any famous men, them.” replied the caddie, after naming a few more or less dis- tinguished persons, mentioned Mr. Bal- nd said that he had a close aequain- tip with him. ist what do you mean by a close . pointing in’ a poir o° Mr. alton s troosers.” “outh’s Companion this story from PSHE speedometer sit sixty miles an Belownsitroeset ~~ Vonih' Companion: F was evidently a hour. “ v believer in the old ad. “OF two The constable said it was ninety. “Loafers and grafters.” said Repre- evils choose the Turning a corner ‘The natives said it was a crime, sentative Kissel. who would double the ull speed he collided with the minister. Tc Lit was the life pay of representatives who neglect none you running to, my little His friends said’ it: with flowers.— The of their tasks—"'le and grafters sked the minister, when he had = Monetary Times rk as hard, if noth ry than honest ained his breath. ttt If they didmt. you see. they'd ome! pu the boy. “Ma's Gladys—So Maud broke her en, going to 4 ment with Jack because the doctor said “AC typies fer and grafter was the stonished min- he had a tobacco heart. fellow who de! tedly fooled his boss you r to have your May—Yes, and To dont blame her. by carrying the same big hodful- of rspank you that vou run home so Who wants ah md that’s damaged by bricks up and down the ladder all day.” smoke? —.fasirers (London) Los Angeles Times. 0.” shouted the boy over his shoul- ts he resumed his homeward “but if E don't get there before pa, | do it!" —Pittshurgh Christian Advocate, tt LTER CAMP, the fan nd trainer, was talking football. One of the roughest) players Ya ever turn vat.” he 1, “went Wes! work ona ranch. The cowboys, heard of his fame. asked him to teach them ball. » Yale man made up two husky elevens, explained the rules. and wound up with: ““Mind. men, if vou can't kick the ball kick an opponent. Now let's get Iusy. Where's that bi "Oh, drat the ball.” said a cowboy: ‘let's get on with the gam Detroit Free Press. ae N ENRAGED New Jersey commuter LY sent the IT newspaper an open letter to the railroad company on the sion of one of its trains being de- In the course of his complaint “the train was one Ithough it left on time; the ar, the equipment Was app: yi ler, and it was au down : Ne ‘The sta- tion agent clipped the communication from the newspaper and pasted it- on the bulletin board with this addition: “And the wind was west.”—New York Evening Post. ae cried Davy through r scrubbed his Ss you want to said his mother, Ss L oe ae aS a “Whatever put) that notion into your EARLY SIGNS head? Of course I don't. “Little Kitty is always stroking the cat. Does that signify that Yh. nothir “Only: it when she grows up she will be a lover of animals?” ed as if you're o rub me out.” “No, I fancy it means that she will be fond of fur coats!”—Meg- wchester Democrat and Chronicle. gendorfer Blaetter (Munich). 23