Judge — July 29, 1922 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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She—The doctor says I must reduce my weight, and you won’t let me go to the Spa. You don’t love me. He—I love you so much that I wouldn’t like to lose a single ounce of you.—Passing Show (London). DOLLAR and a penny met. The penny had a bright, clean face but the dollar was dirty but proud. “You think you are gold but you are only cheap brass,” said the dollar. The penny replied. m what I am and claim to be no more. The dollar swelled up with pride and said: “I am patriotic, I am trustworthy, I have the emblem of liberty on bosom, and the United States Govern- ment has placed these words on me, ‘In God We Trus After a little doubt the penny an- swered: “I grant you all that, but I go to church oftener than you do.”"—Duluth News-Tribune. ery LAWYER earning about $3,000 a year was insured for $60,000, He rrecked once, and was rescued by . As soon as his raft reached land he cabled to his partner: Tam saved. Try and break it gently yy wife.” —Los Angeles Times. id the gob. “That's the kind that lasts from one pay day to the next,” chirps his buddy. —NMississippi Bulletin. HEN little Earl's mother entered the kitchen she found him on a chair with his father’s shaving brush in his hand and lather all over his face. “What are you doing, Earl?” she asked. “T'm waiting for my whiskers to grow,” he answered.—Indianapolis News. “Come further forward. You can’t see anything there!” “I can see very well, thank you.”— Lustige Blaetter (Berlin). 22 YOUNG woman in Washington had been describing to a friend in the diplomatic corps her expe pS as a 1 the count, “so you Eet was a foot to be “Ah, mees,” climb zat mountai proud of!” “Pardon me, count, but you mean feat!” “O-o-h!” exclaimed the count, “you climb him more zan_ once ?’—Wayside Tales. Fat Citizen—That’s my car. just fixing a blowout. an—All right, I'll go over and him. » ch! Wait till he gets the tire pumped up.”—American Legion Weekly. tote “Rejected you, did she? Did you tell her you could support her in the style she was accustomed to?” “Yes, but she said she was looking for something better than that.”—Boston Transcript. The thief is sot We have also noticed that immediately following a cooking school more men take their meals at home.—Oklahoma - City Oklahoman. comicbooks.com |