Judge — July 29, 1922 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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With-the College Wits Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible Pr ACE the prospect in a shady nook a sprinkle in a few 1s of moon- Draw your arm slo" around her ; be sure you remember her right name and proceed as follow: “Dearest one, though w met for but a alittle while I fe ave actually as if Tha were molten, hed out and joi h mine in the blueness of the ethereal heaven until I can think of nothing but the beauty of your smile. (Now try her. If you succeed sit in reverie ing but a few deep sighs. If you fail proceed with this): “Oh, dearest Caroline, your tenderness. the exquisite glow of your eyes, the ab- solute beauty of your soul, all have over- awed me. My love for you shi i foreve (Repeat the last sentence for effect). Follow this line up closely, filling in some of the details, and you are sure to land the order, They all fall sooner or later.—Pennsylrania Punch Bowl. tte Sales Manager—What experience have you h College Grad.—I assisted for two y in selling seats for the football gan Denver Parrakett. English Prof.—Jones, why are you not prepared? Jones—I am prepared; you said, “Read ‘Twelfth Night or What You Will,” so I read ‘The Beautiful and Damned.’ ”—Princeton Tiger. to applicant for teaching po: Have you. had any success as that I have.” » that you know all “But you belie’ about t, don” t you?” wre just the man I want. Sign here."—Oregon Lemon Punch. And they say she puts all her money on her back.—Stanford Chaparral. Salesman—These men’s lounging robes are not selling y well, sir. Manager—That'’s all right. Next week advertise them as co-eds sme y jackets. That'll get them out quick enough.— Washington Sun Dodger. st “Brethren, don all know it’s wrong to shoot crap?” said the preacher as he zccidentally ran into a group of his flock admitted one partic. I paying fo’ mz Virginia Reel. rer Dr. Duncan—How much time did you spend on this lesson? Frosh—One hour railroad time. “What do you mean, railroad time?” ‘One hour, coun stops and de- .”’—Denver Parrake rer me an example of a months and $500.—Cornell Widow. 19 THE other day Tsawa Smash-up On Sheridan Road And the Eternal T: Was there— The Cop, The Joy-riders, and The ‘The Cop To the Guy to blame: “Y don’t U stick Your arm out When turning corners?” And the Guy replied: “T've only got two arms.” And then I noticed For ’sault and Battery. —Northwestern Purple Parrot. tt George—Pete introduced a new note into the soup solo to-day, Georgian—How come? “He strangled.”—Notre Dame Juggler. s her leg broke? “Naw, we found $1.49 in her sock.” —Washington and Jefferson Wag Jag. Visitor—I don’t understand how these chorus girls have the courage to appear so négligé. Stage Manager—The producer makes them work in a laundry for six months. By that time they hate the sight of clothes.—Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern.