Judge — July 29, 1922 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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“I don’t know your name, but you forgot to bring me the boiled onions!” As We Were Saying ILLUSTRATIONS BY W. E. Hitt By ARTHUR H. Fotweti Even the Dummies Window-dressers, who will be First of all your craft to see That waxen maids, smart trade to get, Must flaunt a jaunty cigarette? Rad NE of our most. enterprising rail- roads has fitted its crack limited train with a radio. With half of the passengers scanning poker or bridge hands in the smoker, and the other half listening to radio concerts elsewhere, it will be a very antiquated. passenger agent indeed who will babble henceforth about. pictures¢ scenery. Scenery is old stuff, belonging to the days of touring canal boats. Why not darken the car windo} id give movie shows en route? Including, of course, hand-colored views of the country through which the train is passing. Ral ¢ be no moaning of the bar when I put There will not—if the Shipping Board has anything to say about it. SSS A Summer Paradise USINESS or college gi months’ vacation with board and good pay to wait on table in family hotel.” “That's the way the advert ment read in the Help Wanted, Female column. Vacation, forsooth! “Miss, I wish you'd take my order; I've been sittin’ here five minutes an’ you must have passed me four . . . Miss, my little boy don’t like dark me take this back to... I don’t know your name, but you forgot to bring me the boiled onions; you know I told . . . Well, I don’t know what sort of service they call this but... Little one, you slipped up on the rare beef; this is... Miss, would you mind bringing me another Something extra dernier cri in window models r and another napkin; T spilled . . . Isn’t the heat in here some- thin’ awful? Waitress, I don’t believe T'll have this here blueberry puddin’ an’ hard sauce after all; take it back an’ bring me some. . . glass of w: 1s How're they com-_ ing, Kid? Fetch me the whole works, from soup to... Lizzie, help out on that long table over in the corner, an automobile party of six is comin’, femperature in dining-room, grees. Vacation, forsooth! soe BECAUSE of lack of money, the Pro- hibition Party in New York State has temporarily retired. What left of the organization will serve as the of a new party next fall. “We es up our sleeves,” a committee- quoted as saying. But he did not How would a revival of the anti-tobacco movement do? — With smok- ing forbidden by constitutional amend- ment it would be possible to make an awful scandal out of the discovery that the Shipping Board was permitting pas- sengers to have their after-dinner pipes, once an American liner was outside the three-mile limit. 92 de- tas Some husbands think they are doing their full duty asa companion when they sit ‘down after dinner and play solitaire. tet EAR lest a new tariff will boost the ost of living need not be painfully acute. The public has learned something in regard to unreasonably high prices. It has learned its own power to break them, however high wi with a simple device called “the b ” The dealer who used to the next lot will be higher,” knows this perfectly. It was one of the lessons of the war.