Judge — May 27, 1922 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Wit and Wisdom of Children “GLADLY” THE CROSS-EYED BEAR A five-year-old girl was given a teddy-bear with eyes sewed on so crookedly that the bear looked cross- eyed. The next Sunday, when she came home from Sunday School, she was heard to call her bear “Gladly.” “What a queer name! Where did you ever get it?” she was asked. “Why, this morning in Sunday School we sang, ‘Gladly a Cross I'd Bear.’” HER SUPPOSITION Mary seemed much disappointed in the new baby, although her mother had explained that the hair and teeth would soon grow. “Aren't you pleased with your dear little sister?” she asked. “Oh, I s’pose she'll do when she is finished.” B % See : ol Miss Hippo—Wasn’t I lucky to meet you, my dear Mister Monk, on the way home from my shopping-trip? HABIT Among the new class which came to the second-grade teacher, a young, timid girl, was one Tommy, who for naughty deeds had been many times spanked by his first-grade teacher. “Send him to me any time when you want him spanked,” suggested the latter; “I can manage him.” One morning, about a week after this conversation, Tommy appeared at the first-grade teacher’s door. She dropped her work, seized him by the arm, dragged him to the dressing- room, turned him over her knee and did her duty. When she had finished she said: “Well, Tommy, what have you to say?” “Please miss, my teacher wants the scissors.” REASON FOR REPETITION Johnny and Willie went to a play When the climax was reached the hero approached the villainess, who was very large, and cried: “Woman, woman, what have you done?” Then Johnny whispered: “Why did he say ‘woman’ twice?” And Willie answered: big she is!” “Look how OFFICE -BOY, WHO SENT AWAY FOR THE BOOK OF BRAINS ” WYE HAVE WITH UJ, TO-DAY, OS WALD, THE AFTER READING THE TABLE OF CONTENTS) HIS SALARY WAS DOUBLED AFTER SUPPER,IN HIS SPARE TIME ONLY, HE READ A COUPLE OF PAGES | NEXT MORNING, HIS SALARY (WAS TREBLED THE TENTH J 1 HAVENT THE HEART To Do IT AFTER READING THE SECOND VOLUME, HE BUT HE DIDNT FINISH THE COURSE BECAUSE HE HATED TO OUST THE GENERAL SUPER- WAS MADE ASSISTANT MANAGER. INTENDENT. CULTURE——BY COUPON—— The Studious Office Boy—A study in restraint. "1