Judge — May 20, 1922 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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AT A DANCE HALL By Joseph Liburt, Detroit Coliege of Medicine '24 ‘RASH! goes the music, the chains are thrown aside, the crowds surge in racing across the floor—-and the dance is on! There is a sedate pair, dancing hygien- ically. Others whirl ‘round madly in fan- tastic_gyrations—dizzy laugh- steps ter. That young man is stu all over himself, and is continually be ardon Two impudent young. thing swirling skirts, and quite adept in psichorean indulgences, display their ability for t benefit of the wall flowers. An old couple are having the time of their lives, in efforts concert with t to keep i weird rhythmic Real Vertiouth—- syncopation of the temperamental saxo- during 64 years of phone coring Oe i Some grow mental, brushing cheek bat pone with cheek, hair with lips. There is | Suetse nianece a who holds his charge prote though cue aleha we were a most precious bundle. A corpu- ve i Gone cath nt chap, pufling, neing laboriously, iy fea in painfully, inwardly berating the orchestra thie county for its unceasing, shrieking agony. A wee Frail Ge Leatiak bit of a girl enjoys the novelty of dancing Bein with Uncle John. A fair maiden, awfully bigs a bored, dances languorously Original Recipes Couples bump into each other, continuing | ree roa on their ca ys with pseudo-composure and none « Thi chi on the balcony, grace couples who | ed the hypnotic | clamor for verbal solace er the side-lines young men, coats slung ed over their arms, look on with condescen- : New Sock Os sion, not deigning to partake of such public i 476 West Broadway activity. And still others nerve themselves Local Distributors to ask the young ladies for a dance. Desired with bravado and sw: + walk up, with the utmost conti¢ in their sparl ling personality, ask for the next. Th sway back unsteadily, clothes feeling w comfortable. One or two Adonises traverse “MADE AT KEY WEST.— The Overflow of the College Wits (Continued from An Honest Man page 21) Diogenes, Jr., started out with h ti are you against prohibition?” he i arious men. th destr personal liberty,” replied } the first. } “It breeds contempt for the law,” pro- nounced the second. “Unfair to the workingman,” complained | the third. | “Leads to hypocrisy,” wailed fourth. at “Causes unemployment wered the | fifth. the crime wave tf “Look at | warned the sixth “Because I love licker,” admitted the seventh. Diogenes, Jr., lantern. threw away h E. P. Wood, BOOK ON DOG DISEASES And How to Feed Mailed free to any address by the Author H. CLAY GLOVER CO., Inc. 129 West 24th Street, New York Piones Dog Medicines CASH Prize Contests! Our ts show over 70 CONT and over $100,000 IN CASH PRIZES each month. Send for Bulletin No. 24. Thomas & C Publishers of Lists, East Haddam, Conn. sm-m- the aisles, look over th desirables, wonder who the fortunate girl will be. Four huskies, in choking collars and stiff fronts, appear’ on the stage and sing a pathetically mushy song. The music stops. The entranc lank, swarms of black pour back to the ide-line a rush to the ticket office; the strains are again renewed, myriads of lights glimmer and twinkle subduedly, the vari- colored spotlight darts from ‘couple to couple, the drab cares of to-morrow are forgotten, and the dancers are once more lost in another world. TO-DAY'S NOVEL By Paul H. Bixler, Hamilton '22 W HEN Mr. Alexander Pope penned verse In lines that proved most witty, k There seemed no need for verbal dynamite, and ters For once he wrote, “Whatever is, is right and chains How much the world has changed since that dark time! Few authors now approve the present state in rhymi Instead the novelists portray the grime, And failing that, ofttimes descend to slime. ld tells of those in ennui sunk, rris pictures marriage as the bunk; ‘assos damns the army life severe, While Lewis shows us Gopher Prairie dr These men called, Have, we admit, upon us sometimes palled; We wonder why they write so much of sin; We may be hopeless, but why rub it in? It Was Evident He (dancing)—I'm taking wrestling this and others, realists they're ye She—That's what I thought. C. H. Kirk, U. of Wis. “ACK! comicbooks.com