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d's ing a chains the the verse Keen, mite, ght that tate in; his it YOU CAN ALWAYS W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES TO YOU AT ONE PROFIT ee STAMPING THE RETAIL PRICE AT THE FACTORY Antonio, the celebrated tonsorial artist, signs all his work. HER SIEGE By Henry J. Traub, Yale '23 A HANDKERCHIEF, a flower, e are her weapons three, fan for me. she will not find, single shield. I only hope that she'll be kind, In foreing me to yield. THE STAMPED PRICE 1S YOUR PROTECTION AGAINST r This is the method: at the first, UINEASOMABLE PROFITS: She'll hide behind her fan A pair of eyes will do their worst; I'll bleach beneath my tan. And then her handerchief she'll lose, And at her feet ‘twill land. When I return it I can’ hoose, But touch her soft, white hand. The siege is done; I'm in her power, She holds alone the field, For in each cheek there glows a flower What can I do but yield? And though I am quite weaponless, | FOR MEN AND WOMEN SAVE MONEY BY WEARING SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY ~ W.L.DOUGLAS $700 & $8.00 SHOES Aisowanysrssat $500 & $600 W.LDOUGLAS PRODUCT IS GUARANTEED BY MORE THAN FORTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN MAKING FINE SHOES They are made of the best and finest leathers, by skilled shoemakers, all working to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The quality unsurpassed. Only by examining them can you appreciate their wonderful value. Shoes of equal quality cannot be bought elsewhere at anywhere near our prices. Our $7.00 and $8.00 shoes are exceptionally good values. W. L. Douglas shoes are put into all of our 108 stores at factory cost. Wedo not make one cent of profit until the shoes are sold to you. It is worth dollars for you to remember that when you buy shoes at our stores YOU PAY ONLY ONE PROFIT. No matter where you live, shoe dealers can supply you with W. L. Douglas shoes. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. Insist upon having W. L. Douglas shoes with the name and retail price stamped on the sole. Do not take a substitute and pay extra profits. Order direct from the factory and save money. 145 Spark St., Brockton, Mase, 1F'+40085450 and portrait is the best known shoe Trade Mark in the world. It stands for the highest standard of quality at the lowe est possible cost. The intrinsic value of a Trade Mark lies in giving to the con- sumer the equiva: lent of the price paid for the goods. Catalog Free. W. L. Douglas Shoe Co., Against her siege, I dare Never complain, because, I guess, Though she’s ‘unfair she’s fair. JAZZ By Willis K. Wing, Cornell '23 academic balm in Gilead. It not how long our bespectacled student has been poring over a heavy tome in the dimmest recess of the university li- brary, he is sure to return to his room and titillate the echoes with the latest dance record on his $15 phonograph. Lacking the luxury of a phonograph, he surely owns a mandolin or banjo, or what is far worse for his safety, a saxophone. He seeks respite from the madding crowd, the harrowing professors, in a snappy jazz tune. Where is the dormitory that does not claim, more or less proudly, a shower bath quartet, which can and does trill the niceties of Irving Berlin's latest to the ever- lasting damage of the local welkin? If the very moral Association of Dancing Masters succeed in their avowed efforts to do away with jazz, the music dealers will attain certain and immediate bankruptcy and the tired nerves of college students SEX KNOWLEDGE Prevents the sorrows and t rance and adds muc married happiness. “Where Knowledge Means Happiness” is a book that tells simply and clearly vital fi Every man and woman should know Every husband ang wife should know postpaid for $1. Cash. stamps, ey order oF check Dept.6 KNOWLEDGE BOOK Co. 257 Weat Tlat St. New York City dividual and hz | will rem |have nerv | tigued bi |the gi | the entire colle q n tired. ss man?) Drawn by HaMiton Wiliams. “What we need to-day, is less building of battleships and more motor cars.” “Good Lord, man! D’you call that disarmament ! ! (Why can’t college men as well as the notoriously fa- There will be nothing for fraternity house | ras to do before dinner loom will be weighty and thick over » world. We in short, | Earn Benen 2010°150 s doughty Weekl ve us our