Judge — May 13, 1922 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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I WONDER For loving’s “necking” in the More than a net of flimsy hai Or will they only show their As though to say Will dancers dance I wonder if, in Washington, The Conferenc Will end in peace, or will the About the war, or anent Yap. Will bootleggers still sell ~ OEDUCATIONAL 4 founded on of the fittest. Drawn by CuUCK THORNDIKE, Univ. of Cal. A Standing Joke. the most logical indoor sport. ed! motors, and trips abroad, but clined to be suspicious when insist on their tal +, CHESTERFIELD ON COURTSHIP By Henry S. Henschel, Columbia '23 By E. B. Dennis, Jr., Cornell WONDER, in the years to come, If flappers will flap their chewing gum; If students stewed will always be, And necking parties you will see, Around the corners, in the park I wonder if our girls will wear, We strive to please.” as they do now, Or will they simply scrape and bow? s, once begun, their ware, Which puts the crimp into your hair. Or will this world cease to run, I wonder—in the years to come? COLLEGE CYNICISMS By G. Fred Brewer, U. of Wis. '22 institutions he principle of survival The modern young woman think Most men don’t mind fur coat ing out life insurance. The movies have not been screened enough to take out all the dirt. A man can’t be expected to own all the taxi companies in the world, but he is ex- pected to rent a good share of them. The man whose wife never causes him any worry could equally well brag that she had never given any man a thrill. dark i knees, scrap, Drawn by L. A. Goovwix, Mount Allison. He—Dearest, you're the breath of my life! She—Well, why don’t you hold your breath awhile? were eating operas, they are in- their wives Note—This everflow of the College Wits Number will be concluded next week, T is best not to tell a girl that you love her until the opportune moment. It's | nd the same old story of running after a t). street car until you get it, and then you i} ow don’t run any more. The idea is to keep | sk her sing and then spring it on her. j its The best way is to make of yourself a se, riddle, but be sure that it is not turned {| at into a joke. | r= Be deep, but not too silent, for the silent | 1g are often considered dumb. Be thoughtful | el in courtly conduct and manners, for they at all love knightly chivalry. Do not call too often: you will see enough of her after | it. you are married. Spend other things be- ne des the evening, and when you do buy s, ff mething from Woolworths be sure to a e the price mark and put it in a a wrapper that will tell no tales. Enter- zg tainment at shows and cabarets may be expensive and all that—but remember that the art museum and the park are free. Do not be too patronizing to her folks: you might want to borrow money from them later. Wear ish clothes with strong lines. The tie is the most characteristic part of | your attire, but do not think that a strong tie is necessarily an indication of strong character: onions are also strong. Your facial features are permanent. Do not attempt to change them; it cannot be done. However, the expression can be varied with the times. The most popular one is an expression of ess with an I-dare-you-to-tame-me sug it. Above all, g her a good line and re- member that you will be interesting in direct ratio to your imagination. Also that a good story till good even if it isn't all gospel truth. Go to it. You are sure to win even if there is a rival—if you buy a Stutz. GO SLOW By E. K. Kennedy, Cornell '22 F you want to go through college slow, Lay off the wine and song, Be never tight, stay in each night, Just keep where you belong. oo Your aim should be a Phi Bet key, T © on your chain Not drinking clibs or dance hubbubs, Or women wild and vain Don't: get. the to waste your days, | At playing or cards; Don’t use your steam to make Your learning it retar a0 the team— ( NY S Laas Make up your mind to be a grind— Work winter, spring, and fall: And you shall’ go through college slow— The slowest boy of all. Drawn by Avreep D, Ret, Carnegie Tech. "24. Hunch by T. S. Revriier, Carnegie Tech. '23, “A Fascinating Réle.”