Judge — May 6, 1922 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Ce Look Out If one of your tires is carry: ing -more weight than the | | other three because of less air in the tube, it is being driven to premature destruction The weight of the car should rest EVENLY on all four tires. In order to have even pressure you must | measure it with a TWITCHELL AIR GAUGE $12 At all dealers TWITCHELL CO. 1518 So. Wabash Ave. Chicago TENNYSON RETOUCHED By Harold R. Harvey, Pomona '24 cr M, cram, cram, For the mid-year ex., O Stude! For if you don’t your college life Will end in exit rude. O well for the earnest lad, Who's studied as he should. O well for the brainy boy Who knows his memory’s good. But the shuffling, stumbling stude, Whom lecture courses spoil, Must thumb-mark many an untouched page With smudge of midnight oil Cram, cram, cram, For the mid-year ex., O Stude! For the searching shaft of a three-hour quiz Makes bluffing pretty crude. As a Maid Thinketh If you seem anxious to please a woman, she thinks you are a softy. If you refuse to grant her wish she thinks you are a brute. If you spend your time and money on other women, she thinks, and gets jealous, If you do not, she thinks you are slow. But—if you have a car, of a good sort, she thinks of nothing but—it Dick Smith, Stanford ’. Are You a Mason? What Book Do You Want Most? We Have It! supplies REDDING & COMPANY Dept. X 200 Fifth Ave, New York City CELESTIAL BANKING By Arthur D. Grose, Tufts '23 WE have heard much of the books kept by Saint Peter, or Saint Nicholas, or somebody we have ‘never seen. Anyhow, there are those humble servants who think of the hereafter as a business proposition. You die. You go to a window, get your pass book from the powers that be, and find entered therein long columns of debit and credit, misdeeds and deeds. Then you present the book at another window and draw out a big pair of nice homespun angel wings (or a little pair)... a little pair of red horns (or a big pair). For of such is the kingdom of Heaven .. . and the other place. Here on earth we slip up from time to time and without due contemplation and deliberation — or sometimes with it — we overdraw our account at the Tenth National | Bank. But we make up the overdraw—or get into hot water. When on earth can we overdraw our heavenly account? If we don’t make up the amount overdrawn why | shouldn’t we expect hot stuff in the sweet by and by? The little friendly party of penny ante. The Steve Brodie of the crowd thinks, “If I can only draw an ace I will have a full— and money enough to buy my fill. If I win I'll put a dime in. the collection Sunday.” He is overdrawing his account, giving prom- ised altruism as security. Yes, It’s handy. But we mustn't forget that there will be no polite telephone culls telling us to cover the overdraw. We must temporarily keep our own ac- count. And keep it straight. Income tax and all. Don’t forget to have plenty of good deeds to balance misdeeds. “Drawn by W. 1. Gunes, Purdue "24. “Class Preparation.” WHAT. BRA REG.US. Park | PAT. OFF For sixty years the one best glycerine soap ‘THE be bath room or wash room which contains a cake of No. 4711 White Rose Glycerine Soap is made luxurious by that one touch alone! Such a delightful sensation of mildness in its use! rh richness of purifying, creamy lather! Such int, agreeable perfume! No wonder this soaj found wherever particular people make thelr ablutions. ‘Take a cake home to-day,—or a box. Your favorite shop has it. White Be ep ATT You will also enjoy the use of: No. 4711 Eau de Cologne—the genuine old-fashioned Cologne water, made the same since 1792—and No. 4711 Bath Salts—which come in seven exquisite perfumes hing like these Salts for softening the Water and exhilarating the bather! MULHENS & KROPFF, Inc. Made tn 25 W. 45th St.