Judge — May 6, 1922 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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TO you I TELL IT By _N. P. Colwell, Dartmouth '28 N The days of Long ago my mother Used to say “Go to bed Like A good boy And when mother gets Home she'll bring you a New Toy!" But now Alas! Ye modern ma States as she goes out: 30 To bed like A good boy And when mother gets Home she'll bring you a New Dadd. H Drawn bj ; i Veanon E. Ricaro, Who said: “’Tis Notre Dame “24 A changing world,” said John held A mouthful, Junior. Thanxalot THE REDRESSED FAULT HIS, wife said meekly, “Yes, I know My ballroom dress is rather low Then added: “But a fault confessed, The adage says, is half redressed. Ernest H. Abernethy, U. of N.C. Question “I wonder,” sighed the freshman “You wonder what?” asked the sopho- more. “I wonder if a genius who stayed at home could be called homogeneous.” H. R. Wilks, Vanderbilt U. Bound to Win “That guy will make a great success when he steps into his father’s shoe business.” “What makes you think so?” “He made his sheepskin on a bull. H. B. Rorke, Stanford The Wrong Idea Chaperon—The very idea! You shocking ‘ girl! Dancing in this dark room with that Z susie. 2. arsed 24. —wengecay man when I was out! 7 aE ORS W. 7 py ‘Drawn by Russen. ENSON, Ohio Wes eanchet (indignantly)—But we didn Hunch by DUNBAK Beck, Ohio’ Wesleyan * Ye Student Inquisition. H. M. Smyser, Ohio Wesleyan BALLADE OF GOOD ADVICE By Florien Gass, Missouri U. like these Homer bet F Helen had said wor To Paris, wh “Paris dear, mere fallacie Will never’ win green plea You'd be a dead weight at u tea With such a prosy, sluggish bra You do not think ‘romantically Nor vibrate in my cosmic plane.” Just think if thus had Heloise Mistreated Abelard, i.e.; “Go on and rave just all you please, I fear I simply can’t agree. You know for people such as we A tandem life would be a strain, For you don’t dote on poetry Nor vibrate in my cosmic plane.” And what if Mayme should think that she's ‘00 good for soda-squirts to se No, Egbert. Many family trees Sport minds untrained to your degree. You have, most undeniably, The pink-shirt contplex, I’ maintain You don’t know Well Ze Nor vibrate in my cosmic plane.” rst Harvard ‘: if ayy v You know, my dear, that you love me; 4 ‘ Don't spring that line—you know it's vain “Three reasons why a college education is necessary! I won't, as long as I am free, (So that’s settled, Mr. Held!) E’er vibrate in your cosmic plane comicbooks.com