Judge — May 6, 1922 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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DO YOU THINK? By Harvey J. Duneka, Princeton think Oo YOU make any dif- ference to me, If your f tures were any less fair, And your figure was plump and your feet too ttle girl, do you think I would care? Would it matter to me if your Stutz were a Ford, And your checking AC~ count was no 1 I love you less in a calico frock? Oh, darlin You bet that Used by Record I would! Drawn by CHANDLER Myers, SOLILOQUY By Harold L. Smith, Trinity (Hart- ford) '24 HUMANITIES! Bah! How can they speak Of humanity when they It's worse than inhun To make a man plug, night On this accursed stuff. Classic, is it? Oh, indeed! Well, classic or not, I'd rather read The Congressional Library catalogue, Or a hieroglyphical ecle Of Greek I've had enough! Greek? “Pote, pote,” the found this lexicon, : “pote” that’s absurd, Five minutes spent on one small word, And it's nearly half past ten “when + gosh, F Oh, what's the use? Lord! What a head! I've half a mind to go to bed; This work will keep me up till one, If I don't go to sleep before it’s done Oh, well, I'll try again! What's this they say of Socrates? He could measu ace by the feet of fled How those ancients liked to hoa Each other with their sen And swear to them by 7 For such gems of knowledge must I grind, And cram with tangled words my mind, And wear away this soul of mine, As I pound out culture line by line? I'm going to bed, by Zeus! Busy Jones First Neighbor—What’: nowadays? Second Neighbor through college. old Jones doing Working his son's way Bing B , Syracuse * Still More Practical Egbert—I can't understand why will buy a fur coat when she could g roadster for the same money. Marcella—But if a girl has a fur coat, maybe she can get a fella with the ear a U. of We The Hunter Mayme—He is always boasting about his hunting experiences. Gymme—Yes, but those who know him are aware that his hunting experiences have been confined to shooting pool, shoot- ing crap, and shooting the bull. Eugene R. Murphy, St. Vincent, Beatty, Pa. " Why Not? What a woman says goes. Why not try on a stalled auto? Leo Skolkin, Stevens Tech. '23. Their Taking Ways Prof. H. C. Ell (excitedly) —One of my students stole all the alcohol out of my laboratory! Prof. “H. Twocan (cynically) —That's nothing; just after my lecture on nitrates, some student took all the silver out of the silver nitrate Harold Coy, U. of Arizona '22 LIVE AND LEARN "THERE was a young student named Peck, Who signed the wrong name to a check. And he looks very cute, In his pretty striped suit, And his coat buttoned up to the neck. What Benny Said Once our Benny had a fit, But he soon got over it; Found it did not hurt a bit Said it was a Bennyfit John H. Vos, Carnegie Tech. Drawn by Caper FRANK Dorx, U. S. Military Academy See a Scalper First Row—What! Can't I even get a seat in the bald-headed row? Ticket Clerk—Sorry, sir, but we're all sold out; you see this show is claimed to be a hair raiser. C. A. Crawford, Cornell Drawn by AtrReD M, Rocuester, Colleze of Dental and Oral Surgery “Well, what do you think of the savages you met on your trip to Africa?” “Oh! They were very kind-hearted people. They wanted to keep me there for dinner.” That Spring Feeling She (seeing men shaking shoulders at a dance)—Shimmie? He—No, flann Bing Berns, Syracuse °2. A Bad Break.