Judge — May 6, 1922 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by BE. M. StULTs, Carnegie Tech. CHEAP HUMOR By F. O. Anderson, Wesleyan (Middle- town) '24 AM Cheap Humor Whenever I speak of stingy Jews or fighting Irishmen, thousands of cheap peo- ple chuckle gleefully. When I suggest that ery wife w 8 for her late-returning husband with a roll- ing pin, they cackle delightedly When I hint that the great aim of married man’s life to kill, i his mother-in-law, they. guifaw When I hint that a college man is never happy except when kissing a girl or drink ing, or both, they roar with laughter. When I speak of bottles of home brew exploding because of the extra raisin, they hold their sides. I have only to mention th onion, red flannels, Swiss che suspenders, cootie, cro of the pants, and ti of merriment. I am Cheap Humor. words: Ford, . Hoboken, , pickle, seat i into deadly fits A Grand Jury. WAITER! WAITER! AN IDEAL EXAM EATING in dining cars e’er reminds us, By Malcolm H. Oettinger, Harvard '22 4 That if we'd have our meals sublim We must departing, leave behind us, 1. (a) Folies Bergere; (b) Pre Catalan; Something more than one thin dime (c) three other places where you ean get it Tom Carskadon, Stanford *22. 2. Ide fy 2 differentiate between Babe Ruth an Tour; John Barleycorn Reasons and John Bs erymore; Ce s Clemenceau let n kiss her ° bs I went with Helen beeause she wouldn't . What is a flapper let_ me kiss her » Co t the Po Grounds and the I stopped with Louise beeause she Witter . would let me kiss her 6. Define the following terms: bimbo, I stopped going with Helen because she gumbbell. oiled, upetane, aecher wouldn't let me kiss her 7. Deseribe in detail Put and Take. (Dia- Rob t Gray Hopkins, } grams 8. Discuss recent tendencies in the price a possible cause for - of Cincinnati Very Apt “What line of poetry suggests our modern dane comic weekly, in- The stag at eve had drunk his fill. cluding two of its artists in addition to PF. Hamilton Thornton, St. Louis U. "22. Orson Lowell f the Camel Walk.