Judge — February 11, 1922 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

TO SUPPRESS THE SQUALLS! “How is it your next door neighbor isn’t speaking to you?” “Well, I took the muffler from my motor-boat and told him it was a pres- ent for the baby!” COMPLIMENTARY “Good heavens! You are the dirt- iest, worst looking man I have ever seen!” “Thankee, lady; but I can’t live on compliments.” EXPLAINED } Woman—You say you met } my father on the field of Get- ) tysburg? ¥ Tramp—Yessum. He was = running a sight-seeing bus, and I was selling sandwiches. SS t POLICE! The Easterner—So you are from the West, eh? Have you shot anything lately? The Westerner—I_ should say so, pard; three games of pool this afternoon. ON Sunday eniienad’ ei these fast Willie boys and jazz babies.” By Shanks “The future will attend to them. But think of SS the things they’ll have to face in their own chil- THE KIND “What kind of a man do you want for this job?” “One who was a bear in the past, who will be a bull for the future, and a horse to work.” FIRST AID “Man at the door, miss, claims he is starving.” “Poor fellow!” said the tender- hearted movie queen. “Give him one of my photographs.” oS eg ee comicbooks.com