Judge — December 17, 1921 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Judge’s Favorites—“Mlle. Marguerite,” To admire Emily Stevens, the actress case of real Wiirtembur- ger, a gold seidel, and a half dozen bo: of ported anchovies. To write a favorable review of a libretto by Anne Cald- well .... and two handsome sofa pillows. To go to the Greenwich Vil- lage Theater on a stormy night To go to the Neighborhood Playhouse in Grand Street, ditto ... * To hold that Allan Pollock is a fine actor. : bottle of Chateau Latour 1914, one bottle of Pies- porter, and two bottles of Marquis de Mun. To rave over Otis Skinner. suit of clothes and a Swiss watch. To print a picture of Russ Whytal . . and one of Martin and Martin’s silver cocktail- shakers. oO A new To say that Helen Hayes is the new Maude Adams.... T silver cocktail-shaker full. To work up a good notice of Booth Tarkington's plays. . Booth Tarkington’s nov: To _recant and write “Swords” was a great poetic drama .... and a new Knox hat. To _recant and write that “Clair de Lune” was a great poetic drama .... and a photograph ‘of Dr. Frank Crane. To print an enthusiastic en- dorsement of the Drama League promise that the person who borrowed my copi of Charles Rann Ken- nedy’s “The Terrible Meek,” “The Army with Banners” and “The Neces- sary Evil” will not return them. To hail Moody's vide” as a masterpiece.. vard flag, and a V. and S. phonograph record. \9 ne $500 William Vaughn $200 “The Great Di- A set of A Har- with Irving Berlin’s Music Box Revue. To say that Augustus Thomas is the dean of American dramatists ... and a free ticket to “The Music Box Revue.” To say that Edward Sheldon is a genius Around- trip ticket to Bermuda, and three pairs of flannel trousers. $350 HIS, obviously, is not a complete list; there are at least one hundred items not on it; but it will perhaps give an idea of certain openings in my integrity. I respectfully urge the managers and others to give it their close scrutiny. If the fees strike them as disproportionately high in certain instances, I might even con- sider a slight reduction. I, too, want to be bribed. I want to know how it feels. And I am ready to go half- way to get the sensation. All com- munications may be addressed to me in care of the office of this periodical. Please use plain envelopes. comicbooks.com