Judge — October 8, 1921 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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DANGER WAS SWEET—The Heroic Star—I'm tired of these breakneck stunts. Haven’t you another part for me? The Director—Nothing but a lover’s part, playing opposite your wife. “Lead me back to the cliff.” —Bos- ton Globe. Usep To ItT—‘Need any more tal- ent for your’ moving picture dramas?” “We might use you. Had any ex- perience at acting without audi- ences?” “Acting without audiences is what brought me here.”—London Weekly Telegraph. Not Doinc Her JUSTICE---‘‘Some of the critics say our movie queens can’t act.” “They’re wrong—dead wrong. “Yes?” “Evidently they’ve never seen one of those beauties in court.”—Bir- mingham Age-Herald. CuTtinG — Scenario Editor —V'll have to reject your scenario. Scenario Writer—Well, at least let me know when it’s produced.—Film Fun. irst Film Star— on to-day, Cy- AN OFF DaY— Got anything spe rus? Second Ditto—Nope—only a race against death an’ a leap for life-— London Bystander. CALLING A HALT—“Six marriages will be about enough, kid,” said the movie magnate to Viola Vampire. “But—” “T know you love your public, but you can’t possibly marry all of it.”— Film Fun. “Do you go like that to get sugar?” “No, why do you ask that?” “Because father says you are a goose!”—Der Brummer (Berlin). “How long have you been in the family?” “My lady, this is the third gen- eration!"”—Kasper (Stockholm). EDIICATION ( THE WIFELY TRAINING—“So you have graduated from college?” “Yes, sir.” “Studied abroad, too?” “Yes, sir.” “Consider yourself now fairly well able to get along and adapt yourself in any kind of society?” “T believe so.” “That's what I used to think, but I lived to discover this: No matter how many college degrees a man earns nor how carefully his parents may have trained him, when he gets married there's always a lot his wife still thinks nec: —Detroit Fres THE APPLICANT—“Yes, I’m a col- lege graduate.” “Do you think you could qualify as an office boy with me?” “Let’s see your list of test ques- tions.” —Louisville Courier-Journal. Wuy HE PICKED PICTISH — An English mother was visiting her son at college. “Well, dear,” she said, “what lan- guages did you decide to take.” “I have decided to take Pictish, mother,” he replied. “Pictish?” said the puzzled lady. “Why Pictish?” “Only five words of it remain,” he said.—Railroad Red Book. THE TEST—Son—Well, father, I’ve been learning arithmetic. Father (impatiently)—Yes, well? “French, German, Euclid.” “Ah, that’s better! Now just tell me the Euclid for ‘good morning!’” —Boys’ Own Paper. comicbooks.com