Judge — September 3, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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PI-EYED PRINTING—“Riga, Letvia, To-day (By A. P.).—According to a direct Moscow dispatch received TOAY from INDEPEDENT sources, Nikolai Lenine, the Soviet Russian premier, declared yesterday that com- munism was in IOMPLETE BANK- suptcy, and asked the presiding OFFIERS of the all-Russian ENTRAL EXEIUTIVE IOMMITTEE to approve the unlimited return of capital and the recall to RussIA of the constitutional DEMOLRATS and other parties to aid in rebuilding the state.”—New York Evening Mail. (R. P. S.) DISCHARGED—“ ‘You have taken the bread and butter from my children and now you must die!’ “After making this dramatic dec- laration, according to the police, Angelo Sansevere drew a revolver and FIRED AMATO, his partner, in a shoe-shining place in Hoboken.”— (Philadelphia Inquirer.) (J. Durant Stroud.) How ABovT CATCHING ’EM ?—“Re- wards for MATCHING mail robbers will be offered by the post office de- partment, ranging from $25 to $1,000, Postmaster General Will Hays has notified Postmaster William J. Nagel here, if an appropriation is obtained from Congress.”—Detroit Daily Times. (Stewart Ashler.) Acts AND Works, Too—‘Miss Renee Adore, actress FOR THE SAME MOTION PICTURE CONCERN BY WHICH SHE IS EMPLOYED, is to become the bride of Tom Moore, brother of Owen and a leading light of the screen.” —New York American. (Chas. S. Blum.) LEAN But ELAastic — “Ernest Haynes, Kansas behemoth, was too big and clumsy for Denver Willie Meehan, of the Shamrocks. Haynes towered over Meehan as the LEANING TOWER OF PISA TOWERS OVER PARIS.” —Denver Express. (W. Warren Kenny.) THE ALIEN STATE—“Mr. Morris- sey was born in INDIANA and CAME TO THE UNITED STATES AS A BOY.” —Brooklyn Eagle. (Joseph Gans.) To GET ENLIGHTENMENT?—‘“We had breakfasted and were SMOKING OUR MORNING PAPER on the day after the remarkable experience which I have recorded, when Mr. Lestrade of Scotland Yard, very solemn and im- pressive, was ushered into our modest sitting-room.”—Cambridge (Mass.) Sunday Herald. (G. Lester Matthe- eon.) HER COSTUME WAS A RI0oT—“The bride, who was given away by her brother, Mr. H. J. Sheppard, was gowned in a French blue suit with small blue and BOLD hat, adorned with GLYCERINE FEATHERS. Her bouquet was of sunset roses and violets, and she wore the gift of the groom, a necklace of PEALS.”—The Toronto Daily Star. (Miss Louise Norton.) A PLEASED GRASS PLOT—“Elsie thought the stone wall rather for- bidding. Once inside, however, there lay before her a green stretch of LAWN, rather neglected, but alto- gether DELIGHTED.”—Pittsburgh Dis- patch. (Agnes Yoss.) Daredevil but not Aerial S$ WHERE NERVOUS FINGERS WOULD M DEATH. JERSEY RINGEL, AERIAL DARE- DEVIL, MAKES HIS LIVING BY TAKING THRIL- LING CHANCES. HE IS SHOWN HANGING BY 4,000 FEET St. Paul ONE HAND FROM AN AIRPLAN! ABOVE Daily News. CHATTANOOGA, TEN (Mrs. F. B. Leach.) 29 CoLtp RELATIVES—“Gentlemen, it did not happen to me to be born in a log cabin; but my elder brothers and sisters WERE THE SNOW-DRIFTS of New Hampshire.”—Concord (N. H.) Evening Monitor. (Horton L. Chandler.) His Beauty Spots—‘Late bulle- tins from New Smyrna, Fla., say that Harmon Curtis is recovering from a BEAUTIFUL attack of smallpox—quar- antine to be lifted about this date.” —The Western Reserve Democrat (J. R. McDermott.) PRISMATIC ORBS—“Mrs. Bates, in common with all her type, had the gift of crying exquisitely—not like those transparent blondes whose PINK-AND-BLUE BABY EYES grow blobby with tears.” — Pittsburgh Press. (M. F. Thompson.) CHANGED THE Diet — “H. §S. Graves, of this city, for the past eral years has taken the responsibil- ity of FEEDING the birds UPON HIM- SELF, but the company, recognizing that the birds are pets of the city, made the contribution of grain for their upkeep.”—The Alaska Daily Empire. (C. R. Scotharn.) A YounGc FAmILy—“Elizabeth Wood, the FOUR-YEAR-OLD daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wood, of this city, died suddenly in Ohio, accord- ing to word received here yesterday. The deceased was a GRANDMOTHER of E. K. Alspach who died a few weeks ago.”—Knoaville (Tenn.) Journal. (Mrs. L. P. Miller.) “SWALLOW, SWALLOW, DAINTY SWALLow”—“T could have had no bet- ter helper, and it was not long before Alice opened her eyes and was able to SWALLOW THE SOFA in the office.” Joplin (Mo.) Daily Globe. (Miss Mable Neff.) A NEw VEGETABLE—“Nice oranges are being sold for 15 cents a dozen at W. H. Andrews. He has a new line ef spring vegetables, including as- paragus, RHEUMATISM, sweet peas, green onions and other lines of veg- etables.”,—Morning Union (Nevada City). (Miles D. Coughlin.) comicbooks.com