Judge — August 20, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Booze, WHo?—“While this is not at all agreeable to some of the new MEMBERS OF THE SOUSE AND SENATE. The veterans who have been here many terms and who have established homes in Washington, would much rather spend the summer on the Potomac or at some shore or moun- tain resort nearby than ‘back home.’ Some of them have been here long enough to have become members of the so-called ‘resident set,’ and with social affairs at high tide, with THE WHITE SOUSE leading, the families which follow the social whirl would as soon stay here as not.”—Phila- delphia Public Ledger. (S. H. Lloyd.) THE STRAND OF SUPPLICATION— “The SHORES of the island ARE SENDING UP PRAYERS INSIDE INFORMATION “David Crossett is having HIS INTERIOR painted and redecorated this week.” —Sarasota (Fla.) Times. (Miss Bessie Leeser.) SLEIGHT OF HAND—‘“‘The man went out. As he CLOSED the door behind him HE LEFT IT AJAR.”—July “Every- body's.” (Joseph Bryan.) PAGE Mr. BARNUM—‘“During the cold snap, Gertrude Levisay decided to take a hot flatiron to bed with her to keep her feet warm. In the course of her dreams she developed a night- mare, in which she thought she was pinned under the wreckage of a burning house, and the flames had Anp THE ONION LOOKED SLIGHTLY PEE reached her feet. When she awoke, she found that she had kicked the wrapping from the flatiron, and had severely some FINGERS ON Roffins and Myers (Jay W. Thompson.) Co-operator. RE-VEALED RELIGION—“Rev. R. O. Franklin has accepted a CALF pastor in Tennessee and he and family will leave July 29th.”—W field (N. Y.) Republican. (Dr. C. Welch.) SoclETY YEARNS “The affair was in the NATURE OF A LINGERIE, and was attended by a number of the most intimate friends of the guest of honor, whose engage- ment is just announced.”—Jackson- FOR NOVELTY— for the batement of the fury of the voleano.”— Lima (Ohio) Republican Gazette. (RichardC. Rohn.) THE TONGUE IS AN UN- RULY MEMBER—‘Prof. C. M. Andrist, rocked in a cradle at Roscoe, Goodhue county, Minnesota, who has been talked about in days gone by for governor of the state, will be one of the speakers of the day at Red Wing, July 4th. He is a great talker and SPEAKS NINE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES MOST FLUENTLY ALL AT THE SAME TIME.”—Goodhue (Minn.) Enterprise. (Ar- thur Gipford.) THE DOUBLE STANDARD —‘“The farm building of Orin B. Burnham at 11 Green street, narrowly escaped destruction last evening. A FEET FOOTED child and a motorized chem- ical was the combination that saved them.”—Salem (Mass.) News. (Miss Flor- ence M. Engdahl.) “NOW WE KNOW WHAT VEGETABLE LLOYD GEORGE PREFERS. SCHOOL CHILDREN IN BEDFORDSHIRE, ENGLAND, LEARNED IT WAS LEEK—SOMETHING LIKE AN ONION. WIFE THIS ONE FOR HIM, WHEN SHE WAS ELECTIONEERING THERF.” -Olean (N. ¥.) Evening Times. (Miss Wilhelmina Gallmeier). 29 ——) THEY GAVE THE PREMIER'S ville (Fla.) Times Union. LED (F. W. Lohse.) Sing ON, SWEET Mai! —‘Collette Forbes, an Eng- lish beauty who SANG CON- TINUOUSLY FOR SIX YEARS in London in ‘The Maid of the Mountain,’ is to play opposite Hobarth Bosworth in his next picture.”—Oak- Tribune. 1. land (Cal.) Guy Bucks.) More TRIAN “Fred H. Her fornia, Mo., merchant, and Miss and Mrs. C. E. Reyn- olds, were married, Rev. Campbell of the Presby- terian Church officiating.” —Republic (Mo.) Monitor. (G. W. Mills.) SAMPLING His WaREs— “Q.—Have you examined him lately? A.—yYes; I was over at the jail with Dr. Alexander S. Hersch- field and Attorney Walker last week. The doctor TASTED HIM and asked sev- eral questions.” — Chicago Tribune. (E. A. Baum- garth.) comicbooks.com