Judge — August 20, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Desire T was warm—very, very warm. Noises and _ passionate voices came from the room. “Please.” “No” (decidedly). “Just one.” “No, Jimmy (muffled and rather less decidedly). “You know what | told you.” “Oh, I know, but one won’t matter. And I’ll not ask you again. (Almost persuaded.) “But think of the consequences, Jimmy boy. To-morrow you will only be sorry.” “No, I won’t, and I’ll not ask for anything more.” (Taking head out of oven.) “Well, for goodness sake, take one then and get out of here. How do you ever expect mama to bake all these cookies !”—Washington and Jefferson Wag-Jag. Nat—ETHEL HAS SUCH A WONDERFUL POISE! Kat—Yes_ avoirbupots. (Mass, Tech. Voo Doo). Modern Life in Syncopation A HANDSOME boy —a dainty + miss, A moonlight ride—a hug and kiss; A diamond ring—a month they waited, A wedding gown—now they are mated. A business trip—at home too soon. A tiff, a quarrel—‘Where is the moon?” A lawyer called—collects his fee, Reno—parted—again they’re free. —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. Irrepressible, Joyous, WITH THE COLLEGE WITS HoW THE HIGH DIVE LOOKS WHEN YOU GO UP FOR THE FIRST TIME, WITH YOUR GIRL WATCHING BELOW. Wisconsin Octopus. WHAT DO YOU WANT—THE WHOLE FAMILY 2” Cornell Widow. Stanford to Princeton (News Item: Only twenty-eight members of Princeton University’s graduating class have never kissed a single girl.) “So they prefer the married sort? Fie on them!”—Stanford Chaparral. 28 Irresponsible Right! Professor (endeavoring to impress on class the definition of a cynic)— Young man, what would you call a man who pretends to know every- thing? Senior —A_ professor! — Lehigh Burr. Spooning They call it “petting” down at Yale; We call it “smooging”’ here; They call it “loving” at Cornell, And “necking” far and near. But, reader dear, I do declare, Regardless of the name, That college men most everywhere Will play the game the same. —Williams Purple Cow. The White Plague Jack—Did you hear about that terrible accident at the ball last night? Jill—No, what was it? “Bess got too near an electric fan, and two men who were standing nearby were almost suffocated by the dust.—Washington Sun Dodger. Speaking of Furniture June Bride—I would like to buy an easy chair for my husband. Salesman—Morris? “No; Clarence.”—Ohio Sun Dial. “AND THEN HE KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK.” “How AIMLEss!” —Dartmouth Jack O’Lantern. a thie Se Tw