Judge — June 25, 1921 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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“Tie DOCTOR TOLD ME “THAT DOCTOR KNOWS HIS BUSINESS —Le Ris Unreasonable—Gucst—Say, waiter, how ust I wait for that half chicken 1 comes in and We can’t go out and Boston Globe orders the other half. kill a half chicken. That Accounts for It—Customer— hat veal you sent was spoiled Spoiled, ma’ I can’t un- ders d that, unless maybe it came from a calf that was petted too much.—London He was un re of be found in the wild West when he entered what seemed to b the only hotel in the place. After ushering to a table and giving the stranger a glass of ice water, the “Will you have sausages on toast? “No, L never eat 'em,” the guest replied. “Int aid the waiter, “dinner is over That or Nothing the eccentricities t waiter inquired tte-Times. Sensible Prescription TO BREATHE THROUGH sty NOSE.” Now you WILL HAVE Added Strength—Restaurant Keeper— L hope the sau horsepower Guest TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.” age was all right. I feel it has given me Houston Post. Those 20 A Mentality Test—The movie weekly was showing a picture of a “human fly,” a daredevil young man who clambered up the side of a skyscraper, while thousands of people on the ground below stood still in suspense Watching the audience remarked . “T can’t understand how it is a human movie, one man in the being can take such great risks without any concern. It must take a special kind of mental makeup.” By this time, the climber in the movie had reached the top of the building. While the crowds below cheered and applauded the “human fly” picked up a board and with one hand at each end, broke it over the top of his head. He then took the pieces, and splintered them by smashing them over his brow As the man in the audience watched these proceedings, a light broke over his face, and he exclaimed: “Ah, now I understand.”—Youngstown gram. The Question—The movie producer was giving his final instructions for the pro- duction of part 19 of “The Adventures of Annie.” “Mr. Daring,” he addressed the curly haired hero, “for reali n purposes I have borrowed a real live lion for this act. The animal will pursue you for 500 feet.” Mr. Daring interrupted him. “For 500 feet?” “Yes,” replied the producer than that. Understand?” The hero nodded dubiously understand, but—does the lion? urgh Scotsman. “No more “Yes, I "Edin imple Little German Compounds “ , (Mottestate Stearene