Judge — June 25, 1921 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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_— Hh YOUNGSTERS Daughter Sees the Game—The base. ball fan takes his small daughter to see her first (and last) game “See that place in the center? alled the diamond.”” “Daddy, can I have an ice-cream cone?” “That beautiful lawn is the outfield.” “Why can’t we sit down there in those other seats?” That man in the blue suit is the um- That's pire “Daddy, IT want an almond bar.” That bell means that the game is ing to start.” “What is that man with the white coat ind hat got in his basket?” “Watch that man with the bat, he’s try ing to hit the ball.” “What does it say on those flags over there?” “Where the man stands is called the home plate.” “ Daddy, that fat man bought some pop corn! Why don’t you buy some, daddy?” “Watch the ball; see it go.”” “Daddy, why don’t you buy some pop- corn?” “See that man catch the ball? That's one out.”” “It says ‘Peanuts’ on that man’s hat, daddy.” —Brooklyn Eagle, In Terms of Trade—A South Side man who put out a lot of plants a few days. ago viewed with alarm the clear, moonlight night, and in his imagination he saw his Wronged > Householder (awakened by midnight )—Go away! You're RINGING AT THE Wroc House! Recveller—Not at Att, orp poy. You're SHOUTING OUT oF THE WRONG Winvowl—Pass- ing Show (London). Home Chew, Her Trouble “T pin amiy’ of tate, Missus "Arnis; THE DocToR SAyYs I won'r ne No BETTER TILL I've HAD Mi TEETH SEEN To. treasures wilting at the dawn. He re- solved to protect them. “Mr. Umson has a lot of strawberry baskets,” he said to his young son, “and I think he would let me have some. Here, take this big basket along and ask him if he I ones for it.” will give me some of the sm At the back door of the neighbor's house, a few minutes later, the young son said to Mr. Umson: “My dad wants to know if him change for this bushel basket?”— Telegram. ‘ou can give Youngstown No Doubt About It—Walter found his mamma talking to a very stout woman. “Walter,” said his mother, “ this is your unt.” “Yes,” said Walter, gazing at her ample looks it!” — Houston g proportions, “she Post. Mistaken—Little Willie was enjoying a play with his kittens on the street when a gentleman passing by asked him the names of the kittens “Joe and Jerry,” was the prompt reply. “Why not call them Cook and Peary?” the man then asked. “Go on, man,” Willie said, “thes no pole cats!""-—Washington Times. ain’t Yex str, | pon’ pomesTICATE ME FOOD PROPERLY.” ZB) -* Dear me!” ex- “There Couldn't Be Worse claimed the inquisitive old lad is a great crowd around that bulletin board. Has a catastroph curred?” “Yes, ma‘am,” said the disgusted fan as he paused in his flight to a suburban “You said it, ma’am. The home Birmingham Age-Herald. car line. team lost.” Still Appropriate—" This article sa that the red-and-white-striped barbers’ poles we see are a survival of the time when barbers were also surgeons. When a man had to be bled he came to a barber.” “That so? Well, I'm not surprised that the barbers still retain them.”—Boston Transcript. No Sale ‘Life of Johnson,’ sir? gent Yertainly not,” replied the self-made “I’m not interested in the ” Birmingham “Could I sell you Boswell’s ” asked the book millionaire. carcer of colored pugilists.” Age-Herald.