Judge — June 18, 1921 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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€ as W Locomotivata “Isn't that a pretty slow railroad?” “That depends o plied the commuter. “The circumstances,” r¢ ly times it vhen you hap seems in any great hurry is pen to be running to catch the train.” Washington Star Ticket Gamblers—Two men were wait ing for a train and one said: “I will ask you a question, and if I cannot answer my own question, I will buy the tickets. Then you ask a question, and if you can not an swer your own, you buy the tickets.”” The other agreed to this. “Well,” the first man said, “you sec those rabbit holes? How do they dig those holes without leaving any dirt around them? The other confessed: “1 don’t know That's your question, so answer it your- self.” The first man “They begin at the winked and replied bottom and dig how do 1 the second man bottom to begin? was the first “But,” they get at th “That's your question,” man’s rejoinder.“ Answer it y The other man bought the tickets. Boston Post. Not for Her—An old dame at a railway way station asked a porter where sh get her ticket. The man pointed in the direction of the ticket office. “* You can get hrough the pigeon- could it there,” he said, hole.” “Get away with you she ex claimed. “How can I get through that little hole? L ain't no pigeon! "— Houston Bars Do Not a Zebra Make Teacher—ROLAND, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT ANIMAL THIS 15 ‘oland—No-o: her—Oun, ¥ you can! “Tuink a ert d—1 GUESS IT'S A HORSE IN A BATHING? Kasper (Stockholm). His Vehicle no i i i by < ‘\ “TGOAS PARAS Pecknam! PECKHAM ON THE BUS! A TURKISH CIGARETTE AD don). How It Worked—Edith—Do you really believe that absence makes the heart grow fonder? cthel—Ves Since Bob went away I've learned to love Jack ever so much more.—Boston Tran indeed! ript. In the Mad Rush—There had been a certain amount of breeziness in the discus. sion, which centered around the relative virtues and accomplishments of the two sexes, “You men,” said the advanced young woman, “think at deal of yourselves because there is a shortage of your kind. Personally, I should not mind in the least living in a world where the men and the girls were separated by an ocean.” The daring bachelor smiled at her. I dare say you are right,” he agreed. iq “Still, in the event you mention, I’m cer- tain there would be a large number of women drowned.”’—Boston Globe. 2 Globe-Trotter ON THE BUS, BUT WE DON'T Go To ConsTANTI- Hub — Last month's Didn't I tell you you sonable bills are awful ust practice econor Wife—I am practicing it, but you can’t expect me to be very expert at it after only a few weeks.—Boston Transcript. Different Viewpoints —“ How can any man be a woman hater?” asked Miss Old- girl “Woman has kissable lips, lovable eyes, a hugable shape and holdable hands.” “Huh!” grunted Mr. Oldbatch. And she also has changeable hair, removable hips, adjustable eyebrows, colorable lips and a transferable complexion.” —Cin- cin rer. q' Bad for Business—“Is she very pretty?” “Pretty? ur the advertis Transcript. Say! when she gets on a street Boston g isa total loss.” Chickens Spoil the Garden.—* Why isn’t your son making a garden this year?” “On account of the chickens next door.” “Heh?” “He doesn’t like for those girls to sce him in overalls.”—Louisville Couricr- ~ Journal, comicbooks.com te