Judge — June 18, 1921 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Slow Shutter—“Why did you dis- charge your head-waiter?” * A movie star came in the other day, and he didn’t seat him near the window.” Film Fun Opportunity Lost—In a recent film the characters is skinned alive. i rather marred by not a taxpayer.—London one of The repres Opi real nting him as nis The doctors were in as to whether Hokum Nothing New doubt for a week would live or die.” “Didn't he find the suspense terrible?” Not at all; he had been following a se- cture at the Little Gem and was used toit Movieland—“[ have just seen a motion picture showing the landing of the Pilgrim fathers.”” “On the New England coast, ch?” ‘Presumably on the New England coast, but I suspect this particular landing was made on the coast of California.” Birmingham Age- Herald. Too True letress—1 have a certificate from my doctor saying that can not act today Manager—Why did you go to all that trouble? id have given you a cer tificate saying that you never could act Love's Weekly Screen I co} The Careless Extra—Vitian—Even movie extras have their troubles! Flora—Indeed! Vivian—Yes; I read where one is being sued by the Five-and-Ten Corporation for $7.40 worth of jewelry which she wore in the “millionaire ballroom” last week.—Film Fun. scene The Final Sacrifice “Ou, Esar, I tust wave THat costume! “Tue very Last Turxe! 7 Loox! THEN YOU SHALL MAVE F 1s THE VERY LAST THING IN CLOTHES!” —Fliegende Blaciter (Munich). Local Pride Market Woman LITTLE LOBSTER Marketer—Aw IN my TOWN, We'd (Pa' el QUANALISM (Bi Isx’r 17 A BEAUTY, THAT IT's ALL RIGHT, BUT a snaimp.—Le Ris GWAN CALL iw Editorial Graft—“Ho hum!” sighed the editor of the Chiggersville Clarion he glanced over a poem, pinched off the stamp inclosed for its return, if not available, and threw the manuscript into his waste basket *Aren’t you going to send back that poem to the author?” asked the visitor who had dropped in for a little chat “Nope,” said the editor. “I charge the stamp for reading it.”—Birmingham Age- Herald, us Another Editor Leaves Town—In a recent letter to The Breeder's Gazette, Mr F. M. Woods, of Lancaster County, Ne- braska, told how a Nebraska printer got an auction sale and an account of a wed- ding mixed togethe The resulting arti cle, wrote Mr. Woods, read like this “Married at the home of the bride's township one mile north and two miles cast of Mr. and Mrs. John Jones, highly respected residents of Thursday, Jan, 27 Miss Ethel Drinkwater by the Rev. 18 head of Shorthorns consisting of four bridesmaids dressed in pale blue and carry ing calves by their sides. They had tulle veils . . . sired by the noted Kentucky jack Bombina 3d. Also forty-six head of hogs, including the groom’s father from North Dakota, where he is engaged in missionary work, and is immuned by the double process. These shotes are thrifty, and all relatives of the bride and groom. They all gathered in the spacious dining room after the ceremony, and partook of 300 bushels of seed oats, 1,000 bushels of corn, 10 large sacks of millet and alfalfa. The bride is the youngest daughter of one trusty incubator, capacity 600 eggs, one Jno. Deere five-room cottage and a trip to Omaha, after which they draw 10 per cent interest from date. Free lunch at noon.” —Capper's Weekly. comicbooks.com —