Judge — May 21, 1921 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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WT ton ut aby Pace Remy “Doctor, witt you cive Her wee OVER? He's atways writin’ BITs >’ PAPER—AND IT LOOKS TO ME Like Po'rry!” The Prize Fight By Barrett Looms Round t (They shake and go to it) But biffed Ben in the buff, Twas enough To baffle a buffalo; But Ben came back bull rough Blam! Some cuff He handed the tough fellow. And then the fight began! The ring rang with blows, Bango! Bingo! Man for man, To Bill’s nose, to Ben’s nose! Whang! It was Ben’s gut, Spang! Ben’s uppercut Landed on Bill’s chin; Bill spoiled Ben’s grin He rammed him in the eye, He slammed him in the ear, He let Ben stagger by, And jammed him in the rear. Round 2 At first they fended; But that soon ended Ina clinch That left the pinch Of arms upon their backs, And then the whacks Resounded once again: Lammo! That was Ben, His right went home with skill; And, Slammo! That was Bill. I tell you they were going some! We yelled like hell that night, When, Slingo! Here Ben come Rocketing after his right, And Bill went to the floor With a sleeper on his jaw. One—two—three—four—five— i He's alive! He's up again! 300d Bill, there ain’t no ten! Smick, smack, peck, Pop, tap—" Heck! Ginger! Shake a leg! He won't break! He ain't an egg!”"— Siting ov your idea PiBivwns Plicl Barta ZG, Thus the ringers, The slang-slingers They're a crime! “Time nd 3 Both men are groggy, They walk a little froggy But Bill is pretty ragey, And Ben is going cagey Step. Stop. Scuffle. Shuffle. Drip-drop. Drip-drop. Snifile. Snuffle— Then Ben climbs thru Bill's guard, And Bill crawls thru Ben’s guard. They each one plant a blow That's a genuwine K. O.! And both fighters fall down hard, And take the count, And split the dough. Temporarily Renewed “T thought you had broken your engagement with Charlie.” I did, but you see his father sent him five thousand dollars and is “T see. Drown by C. W, Kanes Axotuer Caviner Resions. 27 The Acid Test By Katiuceixe Neciey ALTER HORACE was bald and wealthy. Rose Irene, his fiancée, was young, lovely and altogether satisfactory, except that she permitted Eddie to loiter around her rather too much. Eddie was a young man of her own age and Walter Horace was old enough to be her father. Walter Horace had a plan he thought would show which of them she really preferred. It was possible she was merely using E to make him jealous. He could cha voice over the telephone so even his closest friends did not know it, so he packed his grip, stopped to tell Rose Irene he was going on a business trip, and on his way to the station he called her, said he was Eddie, that he had seen Walter Horace on his way to the train, and asked if he might take her for a ride. Rose Irene was indignant. She asked him what he meant, said she never went out with any one now but Walter Horace, and then hung up on him Walter Horace proceeded on his way, happy and contented, and Rose Irene knew she would have to be very careful Eddie really had seen Walter Horace on his way to the station and was there beside Rose Irene when Walter Horace called up musicians and heads eds at today for O4-pake [ree book toU Quine Conservatory, Studio JW.25, $98 Columbia Road, BOOK ON DOG DISEASES And How to Feed Mailed free Adress by the H. CLAY GLOVER CO., Inc., comicbooks.com