Judge — May 21, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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When I looked again The boy was gone. Galuppi with an air, A jovial, knowing air with which he greets , Old-timers, held a light. The woman drew The smoke between her lips but did not see Him. She was seeing unborn ghosts that grew Big in the future, ghosts of half forgot And unfulfilled desires that this chance-met Young stranger quickened. In her tea the ash Fell from her crumbling, half-burned cigarette The Geometric Rogues’ Gallery fe} The Vicious Circle l The Deadly Parallel a The Eternal Triangle Hard Lines Knew Her Mr. Gabbalot—And so you are the lady who is giving my wife painting lessons! What sort of a pupil is she? Miss Daubber—Well, say the least. Mr. Gabbalot—That’s funny. her very apt to say the most. I find her very apt, to T always find Skin Tortured Babies Sleep Mothers Rest After Cuticura Soap. Ointment, Talcum, 25¢. everywhere. For samples addrews: Cuticura Laboratories. Dept. 7, Malden, Masa. ENG Ww Drown by Pact Reniy As Revateo sy THe Harry Faturn The Sphinx Answered By J. WENT in quest of the secret of success. I asked my friend across the breakfast- table, “That's easy,” he said. “Just stay in one line of business till you know so much about it that they can’t keep you down. This is the age of specialization,” He’s been jumping counters in the ribbon department for twenty-five years. “You want to keep out of a rut,” advised the stroller in the park. “Knock around the old globe a bit and see life from every slant. You have to know a little of everything to get to the top nowadays. He struck me for the price of a meal the next day. It’s merely a psychological matter,” pounded the man who seated himself next to me in the street-car. “Value yourself highly, and the world will think you are worth it and will gladly pay the price. It’s better to refuse an offer once in a while than to sell yourself too cheap.” His wife makes all her own clothes and her best hat is three years old. I paused before a palatial mansion. From the front door, opened b servant in livery, there strode a large man. “He was well groomed, and carried himself with the confident air that B. Fasuixcer ex- Drawn by S. Deuev ante Absent-minded doctor (as his guest is about to take his leave)—“Five pottars, PLease!” JUDGE comes from the possession of riches and power. I knew that my search was ended—here was the person who could solve the riddle. He was about to step into his costly car, when I touched him reverently on the shoulder and asked, “ How did you acquire such great wealth?” He cast a furtive glance toward the house and drew me behind a palm tree. Confidently placing his soft hands on my shoulders, he whispered: “T married it.” Doors’ By Epxa V. Dean OXCE upon a time Isidor Cadore, who lived in Ecuador, took a trip to San Salvador to witness a bull-fight. Before leaving, he was introduced by the Mexican Ambassador to Commodore Theodore, who told him to help himself with his humidor and also gave him the key to his cellar-door. On the way over they had a glimpse of that bird of splendor, the condor, who has never seen the shores of Labrador. On landing, they were met by the stevedore, who, being used to an outdoor life, told him with much candor how the toreador hit the matador and the picador with his battle- dore, whereupon the troubador with the pom- padour threw his cigarette into the cuspidor kept indoor for that purpose, and said to the vendor at the door: “I do not adore your odor,” and promptly threw him into the corridor, and told the watchman to slam the door. Lucky Pa Jimmie—You orta been with me and Ma We saw a magician take moncy out of a hat Pa (de sotto voce)—That’s nothing. 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