Judge — April 23, 1921 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Digest of the World’s Humor Sufficient Reason Ive Briggs been teaching a gitl how to pl ay golf all the morning Gr Why do you want to ruin your game? Briggs girl. — Vew You'd York know if you saw the Sun An Expert—A Southern town had just completed a golf course and an artistic country club house. The formal opening took place and famous golfers came to play the first match over the course. The local newspapers gave much space to the nd everywhere golf formed the conversation Several weeks later an old countryman came to town and, going up to one of our leading citizens, inquired “What's all this golf business I bi readin’ about so much? I want to know what it is.”” “You do? Well, we have about a hun dred and fifty acres of the finest land out here on the river But come, let’s g out to see it.” So they motored to the links and climbed up a hill to overlook it. The countryman saw the river winding away on his left, the surrounding hills, and the sheep belonging to the club down in the valley. Finally the citizen said: “Well, old man, what do you think of it all? Fine, isn’t it?” “Wal.” replied the countryman, “the golfs, ef they be golfs, is the most like sheep uv anything ever I saw.”—Har- per's Magazine. Chick was talking Far Some Don't Get So Eva brilliant ata recent club dinne Sunday golf. The pr Chicago about dice against playing golf on Sunday,” said Mr. Evans, “has. prac tically disappeared, but in New England there are still clubs where the g permitted on Sunday me is not To deprive the modern player,” &« tinued Mr the only day in the week that can play —is a great hardship Smiling. the great golfer added Evans, “of his Sunday golf ome men him- sicaily “And 3 golfer remem keep it ‘hole’ doesn’t the and 1 matter of fact r the Sabbath day Los Angeles Times. He Won't pointment this summer.” “What's the reason “He imagines he is g If this vear.”—Det -“He’s in for a big disap- ing to play real t Free Press. No Place for an M.D. A HEALTHY HOLE!” MAD TO SitOOT A © NEW BURIAL- “THIS SEEMS LIKE “Tr certainty is. We TOURIST IN ORDER TO OPEN T crouxn."—Kas per (Stockhol A? Mi Other According to gends, the god Vulcan, of Hindu my thology, created the world. When he started on woman he found he had used up all available materi but knew that the world would be nothing without women, so he took Things Not Hindu le And Some Mentioned The roundness of the moon. The undulating curve of the serpent The graceful twist of the creeping plant. The slenderness of the willow. The velvet of the flowers The lightness of the feather. The gentle gaze of the doe. The frolicsome reflection of the danc- ing sunbeam. The tears of the cloud. The inconsistency of the w The timidity of the hare. The vanity of the peacock. The hardness of the diamond. The chill of the snow The cooing of the turtle dove All these he combined to form. this glorious being — woman. — Washington Times Her Object—“ Maud wouldn't say a word to the reporter about her case unless he'd promise to print her pic ture “Vanity, F suppose.” “No, business. She says that in her previous divorce case her photograph got her a new husband almost imme- diately.” —Boston Transcript. comicbooks.com