Judge — March 26, 1921 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Burglar Mis-Interpreted ILLIE pe VAMP had bachelor apartments in one of the aristocrooked hotels of the Metropolis One dark and gloomy night our Willie was awakened from his peaceful slumbers by a noise It was a very slight noise, but still a noise.) He immediately roused himself from his horizontal exercise and sat upright in his Georgian style sleep producer. Yes—without doubt he beard a noise Ss, but persistent footsteps. They heard nimble fingers playing i with the combination (undoubtedly) of wall safe, which he considered hidden from yes, as it was under the kitchen sink funny,” thought Willie, “there must be something down there—I must see.” Accordingly, he jumped to his mules and kimono, picking up Eveready and the Colt from cg ng ie table, His fleet feet few down YY, the flight of forty steps and of Villie was on the 2883} Scene of action xs How can he see to work in the dark?” quer Willie to himself. Ah-h'! flashlight flashed. Cease thy unholy plundering, sir!’ shouted our hero. The figure stirred and would have jumped had not our hero fired his little gun. One second—two Cholly—No! creas mn Nine — seconds—three — seconds—not i “Ss a movement. ay “Three's the charm,” mur | / 7 mured Willie, and he extended his right fofefinger to touch the corpse. “I feel that something is a miss,” quoth he as the finger came in contact with the body *OH-O-OH-O!" moaned a feminine voice “Are you dead?” inquired Willie—anxiously now—as a warm, trickling stream on the floor touched his hand ; Then he turned on the light ‘Tne maid had gone into the kitchen for her cold tablets, vd fainted when Willie shot the hot water pipe—R. N “Mrs Joxes—Jexny—witt you Marky STOUrFER, we.” Pennsyleania State, °23. 4 Drawn by Soees B. Prax, Columbia, “Do you ray, Miss Jones “Do you sinc? The College Athlete Drawn by Euwry B. Crosswurte ( Dotly—Have you stex My LiTTLe N1ECE? Are THEY pistpLeD? college fornia, "24 IX in which a stu dentcan get two weeks behind in two days,” and in other’ ways indicative of the rapidity with, whien the required — w is covered. In a recent final examination a question — was asked which had not been in any way mentioned in either lecture or lb. One Freshman ventured to remonstrate thus; “Dr. P, [don’t remember that you ever lectured upon that The professor replied, “No, I never did I thougnt while you were pondering over your studies, you would naturally be curi in regard to some of these things that Thave not lectured upon and would be le to discover them for yourselves.”” “Professor,” replied the student," if you were being chased across a field by’ an angry bull, would you stop to either gather or contemplate the beauty of the pretty wild flowers that you passed?” —Tnostas braska, ‘24 The Collegiate Dictionary LLOWANCE: See Quicksilver Buowovr: A small body of men sur rounded by liquor. Syn. Headache Cuorvs: Outside research Cusss: Indirect cause of interrupted sleep Crock: Direct cause. Coverse: 1. Those that you pas: 2, the rotten ones. Cer: To sleep Dean Darr: 1. Anotner evening gone. jected ail classes that fail to. me ments, the hours still remaining in the schedule will just about fill her pr surprised to find many of her d enrolled in the same classes with her to learn? ms in coming from Oshkosh to the big U learn how to smoke cigarettes—naturally learn, if possible, how to dance —J. M. Foss, Cuali- j No Time for Curiosity } ne of the Middle-Western Medical Univer- ities the Course in described as the * Overcut: See these require am. She is h: Oh, deah, no! Her princi variously “a study Embry ology elimination course, Drawn by Rowent Guay Hornixs, Univernty of Cincinnati, "21 Tue way Rep Taytor’s FRAT PIN WOULD LOOK IF THE INITIALS OF ALL THE GIRLS WHO MAD WoRN fT WERE ENGRAVED ON THE BACK. P. Hastam, Unitersiiy of Drawn by 3. 8. MeAuitsten. Unicersity of Maryland, °22 Four REasons wity THE LANDLADY HAD TO WAIT FOR HER RENT. By F.L. Weaver, Pomona College, MUSCLE hound he lies In the gilded hall of Fame; Resting his tendon knotted arms, Easing his mighty frame. And vassals wait to do his will, : And maids to kiss his hand; While blended voices chant his might Throughout a spellbound land. And all must bow before him, word of blame Must venture forth to tarnish His liniment tainted fame. For he will mold our elements, Collect, prepare, our rules, lc in his ears our paeans Sound, The songs of blinded fools. And never Determinates of a Co-Ed’s Education HIE. co-ed can lay claim to another advantage over her brot She has but little trouble in selecting the classes which she ma grace. By a process of elimination, she has 0 to exclude those classes which have failed to pos sess the requisites which she demands All classes ac eight of four o'clock are strictly taboo. There positively must not be too few of the lads in the room. The fees of the course must be quite moderate or not prescribed. Finally the cliss must be accessible without any of with very few stairs to surmount. When she has re- = Drawn by Doxauo Heensass, Unie, of Washington At tue Movers Dance. MHe—Your FACE Seems rasitiar. Haven't I ser YOu BEFORE 1s 2. Something torbe added in the term bill for Dad Dictiosary: Reference good for $20 from Father Divtoma: The paternal receipt. Fixx: To displease a prof. Gawrs: 1. Those that you lose at; 2. Those that the team wins. Gxrxp: A bird who thinks college is a Preparation for Life's Battles. Love: See Cynic Pass: To do work satisfactorily Pror: 1. Those that are prejudiced; 2. Those that pass you Proumrrion: Cause of the HC Sesester: The period between vacation Stvpe: One who docs his best about it, Volstead notwithstanding Turste:: Something that someone else has pulled a B on that’s good enough for you Tursts: The reason you didn’t take the cc Vacattos: An excuse for seeing New York Work: A good word for home correspondence See, Fiction—Matcotst HL. Orrriverx, Mur. *High'Cost of Liquor The Minister and Freddie “You must have been naughty, my little friend. As I came in I heard your mother say not to let her hear another,word out of you. Freddie it was dad she said that to, sir.”"—F W. Law, Kansas State. (Continued on Advertising Page) comicbooks.com