Judge — March 12, 1921 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Historic and Geographic Mistakes Trained for a Prizefighter—“What ade your kid such a scrapper?’ rcumstances, His ma made him wear curls until he was nine years old.” — Kansas City Journal. Two Causes, One Effect—Bobby was telling at the breakfast table how he had fallen out of bed. “That was becau ou slept too near where you got in,” his sister. sn’t either!” he retorted with “It was because I slept too near Boston Transcript. scorn. where I fell out.” Kidding Teacher—* Where you yesterday, Tommy Cribbs? the teacher: “Please, mum, I had a answered Tommy. “Has it stopped?” sympathetically “T don’t know,” “What do you You don’t know if your tooth has stopped aching?” “No, mum; the dentist kept it."—Los Angeles Times. were asked toothache,” asked the teacher said Tommy. mean, boy? Mother Is Wondering—‘“ Mamma, I've got a sweetheart,” exclaimed Carl, a lad of seven, one evening on his return from school, “and she is pretty, too.” After several moments of thoughtful consideration of the subject, he asked: “Mother, when we grow up do the boys marry the girls because they are pretty, or just because they are good like you when papa married you?” And mother is wondering.—I/ndian- apolis News. They Can't Stand It Today “Twenty-five years ago a boy could dance until three o'clock in the morn- ing, go to Shorty’s and finish up on ruast goose, go to bed at five, sleep until and get up and go to work as bright as a cricket,’ grumbles Tom Bodine in the Paris Mercury. “Now when a young fellow dances until seven aday 1:30 he thinks he has had a night of it and has to sleep until noon. The girls look like wilted petunias and have to put in the whole Why, Frank Orow used to go straight from his girl’s house and open up his hare Chris Burke had the jewelry store swept out in fifteen tes after the dance, Judge Penn Brace was sitting in his office waiting for clients by seven, and Harry Stavely had kicked off 5,000 im- pressions on the job press by noon.” And yet they say the world lives harder and faster today Kansas City Star, day. vare store, e, Wouldn't Be All at Sea But sup- they said to him, “this bill you should pose,” are so keen about party to throw y “Well, in tha cian responded strength en se your 4 overboard? ” the young politi- “I'm quite sure I'd have gh to swim across to the Boston 1 other side. Short-Lived—* What constructive criticism.” “As a rule,” said the thoughtful citi- t takes the form of a set of reso- ys drawn up. with enthusiasm. adopted unanimously and forgotten the next day.” —Birmingham Age- Herald. is meant by The Ingrate “ANOTHER FIVE-MARKS HERE; | BELONG TO THE BELL-NOPS’ UNION!" —Sim 19 imus (Munich)