Judge — February 19, 1921 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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} More Trouble for the Maid— l/r Flathush—L understand that a Hashlight has been invented for attach- nt toa broom to light up dark corners while sweeping. Mrs. F That se Where do you suppose the maid is goi Yonkers Statesman. small s so silly. to put the dirt? The Only Way—Jinior Partier— Ves, that new office boy is a good deal « abu may bring home the bacon yet He won't unless we Boston Transcript. ler, but let’s have patience; nior Partner do him for ham Aristocracy of the Cuisine—" What is your cook's first name?” don’t know,” replied Mrs. Cross: rts. “Anyway, it doesn’t make any ditierence. We wouldn’t think of being so familiar as to call her by her first name.” —Washington Star Can't Be Done—Mistress—How do you manage to make such a noise in the kitchen? Cook—Well, you just try to break four plates without making a noise.—Boston Transcript The Perfect Way Beggar—Have prry ox str, str. It ts Two Days since [ WAVE EATEN A MORSEL. Prosperous Citizen—Great! [concratu- LATE You. IF EVERYBODY HAD YOUR WILL POWER, THE COST OF LIVING WoULD cor TUMBLING DOWN IN A WEEK. —L¢ Rire (Paris) Woundi: Prison Chap HIS 18 THE THIRD TIME WHEN YOUR FRIENDS Visit you? Prisonerp—Or course I'm asnasen. T STALE AND THE Foop Is awret. Or coursr Kasper (Stockholm) Who, Indeed?—I see by the papers (wig-wags Wallie) that old Doc—is dead. Well, he was a good doctor, and I'll always remember him with affection. I'll never forget last winter when I had the flu; how hard he worked to keep me alive—and sick. And the winter before that, when I didn’t have the flu, but was afraid I was going to, I called Doc up one day when I was feeling under the weather and nervous “Doe,” I said, “what's good for the flu besides whisky? “Gosh,” answers Doc, * who cares? "’— Cleveland Plain Dealer. ng His Pride You HAVE BEEN HERE. AREN'T You ASHAMED © CELL 18 AS DAMP AS A CELLAR, THE WATER IS Varasnamen. Bur waat can / po anovut it? — le Getting Even—“The doctor 1 me show him my tongue, and it cost me three dollars; but I got even.” “How?” “In a poker game last night 1 made him show me his hand, and it cost him five dollars. Boston Transcript A Dangerous Doctor—In a certain New England village there lives a doctor noted for his reckless automobile driving. One day when he was summoned to the telephone a woman’s voice inquired whether the doctor intended to drive that afternoon. “Thardly think so,” replied the physi- cian. “But why do you ask?” “Well,” resumed the voice, “I want to send my little daughter downtown on an errand if you are not.”— Harper's Magazine. comicbooks.com