Judge — January 15, 1921 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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The Fire of Youth Baby Began to Think Early—Flal- bush—Do you know when a baby begins to think? Bensonhurst—Why, sure “Well, when?” “Mine began to think that I ought to walk the floor with him the first week h arrived in the house.”—Vow Home Use for Hypnotism —* Rob | aid the hypnotist’s wife. “Ves, mv dear.” Dead Dan Ax nce gum, To oap “T wish you would come here and tell MOSEY TomURS: AS THAT wea THE TROU ALE, baby he’s asleep.” —Boston Transcript. The L cr rt How? Dea ow FLAME 0 A Sad Reflection. Wonderful boy MINE, MU , Rulletin baby Yes. Isn't it too bad to think that — restraining her irritation at the a there are two people living somewhere and unilattering comments of the other who will some day insist. that he isn't — passengers anent her offspring Soon the car reached Georg and the conductor called out loudly the name of the place: “George's Cross! Why He Was Cross—' Iwas in Glas George’s Cross!" gow that a woman was traveling in a Then the me good enough to marry their daughter, s Cross Detroit Free Press. her’s anger bubbled over mear with a baby who would persist and she sprang up excitedly. in crying as though his little heart would Mf course George’s cross!” she cried break. with flashing eves.“ And so would you * Hush, laddie!” the mother would keep be if you ing vour back teeth! muring gently. only with difticulty L Properly Grateful Pa—MYy DAUGHTER, SIR, WILL REMAIN UNDER THE PARENTAL ROOF Suitor—THat’s VERY KIND OF YOU; WITH THE ACUTE HOUSE SHORTAGE, THAT WILL BE MOST 1ENT FoR US BoTU.—London Mail. 16 Had a Job In Mind—“ My dear,” sid the banker to his only daughter, “1 have noticed a young man attired in a dress-suit in the drawing-room on two or three evenings every week of late. What is his occupation?” The little miss blushed prettily, anc her dark eyes flashed mischievously, bu: there was keen pride and joy in her voice as she answered: “He is at present unem but he is thinking seriously of acceptir a position as life-companion to a young don Answers ved, father lady of means.” It Was Suggestion" So she refused you?” “That's the impre “Didn't she actually say nc “No, she didn’t. All: she “Ha-ha-hal’"—San Francisco Ch ion L received.” Got All the Business He Wanted— ‘There was no sentiment a Herbert Jones. He met the girl he wished to marry; and he proposed like this: “Mary Dugh, will you be my life partner? Iam a business man. If you are agreeable, [will draw up a marriage contract, we'll both. sign, before wit h the nesses, and then we can go on w world’s work.” sped, but presently regained her She composure. Fortunately,” she said, “I've had a little business training myself, so we ean his proposed contract: proper spassionately.”” 0 glad to find you so sensible,” he told her, She smiled I regret L can give you nothing better etly, second option,” she said What!” he exclaimed. I'm afraid 1 have to inform you Lam Iready engaged —that is to say, the first nis already taken. But a first op locs not necessarily mean ed n't want to take a opti tion contract. If you ¢ chance on a second option, say so; if you do, Pl drop 1 line if I find myself on the matrim “That's “It’s business, averred ‘Pd rather have first option,” he pleaded “A first opti mplained. nin such a case never has been, and never will be, secured by busi- | ness methods,” she replied.—Beston Globe. comicbooks.com