Judge — January 15, 1921 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Ouch!—"Is your wife home?” asked Mrs. Naybor. “Naw,” replied Mr. Smith, “She's out with a bunch of prize fighters.” * Prize fighters?” exclaimed Mrs. Nay bor. “Yes,” replied Mr. Smith. “She went to a whist party.-—Cincinnati Enquirer The Qualified Druggist— “He knows all about the newest books and maga zines.” Phat so?” Ves. He's an expert photographer too. Understands films and how to develop them.” Fine He's taken a« manship and ca fern sales sell anything from a urse in package of pins up to the locomotive.” “Had a well-rounded education, 1 take it.” He has. Knows chen cign postal rates; parcel post rules and regulations, can speak three languages stry; the for ind is always courteous. Where do you think I could find a position for him?” I don't know, but with all t qualifications he ought to make a clerk ina drug. store." Detroit Free Press The Neglected One—"I see it is claimed that contented cows give better milk.” Yes, and happy hogs vield finer pork products. Everything is tending in that sumer who direction, It is only the ce is disconte Courter Simple Solution “Why.” said the in who does not care much for poctry “did the Arab fold up his tent and si replied th on who i i always makes a bluff at wering any they had their housing prob lems in those days, the same as now.’ Waning Enthusiasm—Here and there is a man who sticks to it, but the average man who has the cold plunge hobby becomes less and less concerned about what the government does to the Bath Tub Trust. Nothing breaks enthu siasm about the cold bath like having Registering Apprehension A Vague Idea—" What's the play? Merchant of Venice.” powerful man in your “Our prime minister.” “But haven't you And I don’t mind saying he can lay a corner stone as well as any to break the ice to get to it.—Buffalo News. Tun Scnooumaster’s Dreas o > First Aid—"Did that multimillion © tell you how he succeeded in piling up a huge fortune?” “He didn’t go into all the details,” re plied the smart young man, “but I gath cred from his remarks that he must ha had some expert legal advice.”"—Bir- m Age- Herald ” Her Luck—Although she was sor what pale, Mrs. Litnitzky smiled cor tentedly as she entered her lawyer's office. When she had taken the chair beside his desk he had indicated, she announced “Well. Mr. Mos accident. Yestere T have had another afternoon 1 on the sidewalk downtown The doctor thinks I ought to x ages Why, Mrs. Litnitzky,” exclaimed the attorney, “isn’t this the third accident within a month?” Ves.” she said, proudly. “Ain't I lucky?""— Harper's Magazine Business—“ I was surprised to see you in conversation with a notorious gan bler,” remarked the dominic.“ Were you aware of his general reputation?” “Most undoubtedly,” replied the dea- con. “I was trying to find out where to cash in the various poker chips T find in the collection basket." — Ten Topi comicbooks.com