Judge — December 25, 1920 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Doubling Her Part—* Vera Gordo: the beloved mother of ‘Humoresq returned to vaudeville last week, after an Stretching the Shortest Month— “ By the ruling received, a special course in Ordnance training has been provided of two hours a week for SIXTEEN WEEKS in February.""—Cornell (N. ¥.) Daily Sun. (Horace C. Bird.) Under the Nose of Justice—“Be- cause he threw the residue of his home brew mash over the fence, where a neighbor’s cow consumed it and ran amuck through a vegetable garden as a result, George Orput of Oakland, Calif. faced a charge of illegally manufacturing rin THe Unitep States pistRicr rt here today.” —Sun Diego (Califor- tia) Union. (Donald Gillum.) liqu absence from the American-speaking stage of three years. She registered a sensa- tional hit appearing SIMULTANEOUSLY IN TWO THEATERS, and receiving a burst of applause on every appearar literally stopped the show.”’—Cinci (O.) Post. (Marian L, Burger.) that The New Era of Feminism—* Repre- tives of the army, navy, and dip- and men prominent in the professional and business life of the coun- try sat in the boxes BEAUTIFULLY natic Corps GOWNED and RESPLENDENT IN JEWELS. New York Globe. (Miss E. Scheer.) Snow Coated—“A_ lavish use of furs is noted on the smart coats for WINTER WHEAT.” —Great Falls (Mont.) Tribune. (Annie L, Webster.) Good Law-ed!—“In denying — the motions to quash, Judge Hersey declared that the indictments had been drawn clearly 1 that NO ILLEGAL FLAWS ex- isted Rocky Mountain News. (R. S. Hiltner.) Due to Body Squeaks—“ Dr. B. P’ Short is suffering this weck with a aRM- BUNKLE on his car. Baker Co. ( News. (Margaret Bell.) Running Julian Eltinge a Close Second ring vehicle under the Lasky banner is to be “A Sheltered Daught which is to be written for her by no less a personage than Elinor Glyn, who has come over from England for that purpose. Mrs. Glyn is said to have set her heart on Wattace Reip AS LEADING WOMAN for ‘Miss Swanson, and it is possible these foria Swanson’s first star- dwo stars will be seen together.”—Wich- ita Eagle. (Mrs. D. ster.) Pity ‘Tis, ’Tis True—“His condi- tion, UNFORTUNATELY, is yielding to treatment, and he will soon be himself in.” —Santa Rosa Republican. (C. W. Etheredge.) At the Sunrise Turn—* \uto turns Turtle on Sunrise Hill. Occupants not DAMAGED but Car is Slightly INyurep.” ‘Heading in Guernsey (Wyo.) Gazette, (Alma Teeter.) Not of the Mangy Kind—She was no dog in the MANAGER and had fully considered his state of loncliness should she leave him for better or worse, come a day and Mr, Wright Mann.”—Top-Notch Magazine. (T. Conzelman.) A Razor Scrape—“ Fighting with an insane Negro on the top of a five-story building, Patrolman Martin Gill was about to be hurled to the street, when an ex-sailor grabbed Gill’s legs SHAVED HIM Chicago Hera, ner, (F. M. Hennessy.) A Daughter of Hades—‘ And such a woman! More interested scrutiny showed her to be fashionably-iicit- HELLED-short-skirted beneath her travel ing cloak of lavender, hatted with a modish violet toque, from under the veil of which her knot of heavy hair showed Titian in the sunlight.”—Top-Notch Magazine. (1. Conzelman.) Interior Decorations—* The house Was DECORATED appropriately with jack interns, ferns, chrysanthemums, ap PLES, CIDER and DOUGHNUTS.” —Port Washington News. (John W. Midler.) Why Brides Are Veiled —" The bride wore a FROWN of white tulle, and accordian-pleated georgette.” —Buf- »(N.V.) Courier. (Irene Merrill.) Adding up the Scale “Ir te FISH PICTURED ABOVE WEIGHS FIVE POUNDS, AND THY BUCKET OF WATER FORTY-FIVE, WHAT IS THE TOTAL WHGHT WHEN THE FISH IS PLACED IN THE watrr?”—Dayton (O.) Sunday News. (C. Wm. Myers.) 23 How They Snubbed Him—" Rich ard Penbrooke took his seat—and the din ner party LAPSED INTO SILENCE UNTIL Hy CALLED FOR ORDER AGAIN.” —" The Tey Pay Envelopes.” The New Success Magae cine. (Mrs. D. B. Davis.) Toot Suite—* Martin Toot, west end grocer, MET DEATH with an unfortunate accident as he attempted to board a train in the Union station in Pittsburg Wednes day evening, and as a result will be CoN FINED TO HIS BED for some time.” Liverpool (O.) Tribune. (Mrs. J. 1 Waugh.) t The Pickled Host—* A baked spiced nim makes a good Sunday dinner, and what is left may be used in many ways the following week.” —Omaha (Neb.) Bee (Nellie D. Smith.) Cribbing from The Classics—* The Canadian’s virGiL speech followed that of the Belgian, La Fontaine, who had argued that the possession of ra rial did not give priority in use.” —Vew York Times. (Charles F. Johnson A New One for the Surgeon—" A turnip weighing 1614 pounds, the largest ever grown in the state, is on exhibition st Roseburg. It was grown ON THE aka of G. W. Vaughn.”—Ca pitol Journ Solern, Ore. (Frank Hutchinson, Jr.) Ui No Sense of Proportion—" I weighed one hundred and twenty-six pounds three go and today I weigh one hundred und forty-one pounds. I AM FIVE AND ONE-HALF INCHES IN HEIGHT.” —Physical Culture Magazine. (Alma Teeter.) years a Gambler's Heaven—" How beauti ful is the life of the lamb as it skips and GAMBLES in the sunshine—some faint em Dlem of the life of paradise.” —Twentieth Cen Pastor, (John W. Ashlee.) His Handsome Face—" The GreNtat COUNTENANCE, of ex-Sherifi J. W. Long- fellow, of Bonner Springs, WAS SHAKING HANDS with friends in this city yes terday."—Kansas City (Kans.) Sia (Emma Upton Vaughan.) Not a eering Thought—" There inte cheering when he referred at different times to the Republican declar ation that “the United States is ge SUBMIT TO DICTATION of a number cign diplomats sitting around a table at Geneva, but that we are going to decide for ourselves what our foreign obliga shall be.” Francisco (Calif.) Call. (A. Brow Lo f for ons