Judge — December 25, 1920 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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ae wuss Drown by Heawan Patsten JUDG: for contr BREAK. considered, and no BAD Breaks in department. of consideration. Shocking Exposure in Society C cles—“The evening was spent socially after greeting the new pastor and wife who were assisted in DECEIVING their friends by the former pastor and wife, Rev. and Mrs. D. J. Clark.”—New Haven (Conn.) Journal-Courier. (Clar- ence H. Mead.) Commissary or Quartermaster Corps?—". . . the cream of the promo- tions into the ranks of permanent gen- eral officers went to favorites of Major- General Peyton C, March, the present Chief of sturr of the army.”—New York Times. (1. Langer.) H.C. on the Loaf—“ Housewives were happy this morning when it was announced that sugar and bread had taken a drop in price. Granulated sugar can now be purchased in the stores at fourteen cents for a SMALL Loar and 25 cents for a LARGE LoaPr.”’—Woodstock Sentinel-Revicw. (J. A. Chapman.) Too Fast for His Years—‘Succi, the fasting man of the last generation, frequently went without food for 40 years. He drank water freely and at- tributed his vitality to water.”—Japan Advertiser, (W. Bates.) High Life on the Farm—‘ Eggs Soar to Unusual Heights—Fresh Vari- ety Up to $1.39—Labor Shortage on Farms Is Blamed.”—Heading in New York Evening Post. (Howard C. Allen.) Parting Is Such Sweet Pain —* Ban- dits’ Parting Shots Almost FRApPeD Three Honest Citizens.”"—Heading in Pawtucket (R.1.) Times. (Edward Cote.) pays $1 each for accepted Bap Breaks clipped from newspapers, mag utions worthy of use as prize BAD BREAKS. ‘0 rejected BAD Breaks will be returned unless postage ertisements are desired. Mere typographical mishaps are not considered. Cheques for BAD BREAKS are sent upon acceptance. s inclosed. This Week's Prize ‘Break’’ Contributed by Oscar Wittinc Younc New York City The Thread of Thought The color of the strands resem- bled both the portiére cord used by the robbers to bind the Filipino but- ler, and the silk-covered picture cord used to truss up the Muyo.” k Times. cw Returns—" A runaway attached to a woman of the Pern- Mazeppa sylvania Milk Products Company, « eon the Mulberry-stre bridge yesterday afternoon and caused pedestrians to mount the guard rails for safety."—New York News. (Eddy Pel- lecchia.) His Vest-Pocket Cash Register— “Dr. Stacey alighted from his car and approached the house. He mounted the stone steps leading to the front door. He glanced once at the crépe hanging there and then RANG THE BILL,”"—Black Mask Magazine. (C. Andrew Vause.) Fooling the Reds— Kilpatrick, an American, KILLED by Bolsheviks in south Russia, is STILL ALIVE and held 1 guards near Paurid ews. (Jerry J. Carr.) prisoner by r Paris Daily ! The Commonest Word in Our Lan- Ruage—“ Tiree BILLION Immigrants Will Enter Country This Year to Escape European Burden, He Says.’"”—Lancas- ter (Pa.) News-Journal. (John P. Watt.) 2 zines or books. Five dollars cach will be paid Original clippings must be furnished to show the bona fide nature of the Bap No material already published as Bap Breas will be The editor cannot enter into correspondence with contributors to this Many duplications are received, and the postmark determines priority The Kind That Marries for Money ——The apartment of Paul Brunet, high above Riverside Drive and 100th street, was robbed during the week of $20,000 worth of gems, a WIDOW CLEANER being accused by Mrs. Brunet.”’—Boston Amer- ican. (Catherine Jurcy.) Where Our Troops Are Stationed— “Yesterday the de ves found aA Unitep States Army LockeD at the Union Station, where it had been held since the last of September.” —Pittshurg Ge -Tim (Mrs. R. T. Jackson.) A Queer Little Play-Fellow—“I met Jack at his fourteenth birthday party—I mean his party when he was fourteen years old; he never had one until then. I remember [ liked a little boy that played A VIOLIN WITH LONG CURLS AND A PLUSH SUIT NAMED Eimer.’ —""Happy the Bride.” —Hearst’s Magazine. (B. Craven.) In a Bigamist of Doubt—*"The HUSBAND OF THE TWINS, Sergeant Orville Sweat, whom the woman met while he was stationed with the 45th Infantry at Camp Dis, is said to be now stationed at am Houston, near San Antoni Tex."—Philadelphia (Pa.) Evening Bul- letin. (Evan R. Riale.) A Ship Broker liner was amidships. One of her passengers overboard and tanded on the freighter, breaking a ship.””—New York World. (A. E. Rollauer.) The Mean Thing—* The owner of a prize Peke refused $5000 for his pest the other day.”"— Houston (Tex.) Post. (M. C. Granger.)