Judge — December 11, 1920 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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GU December 11, 1920 ! The Despondent Duck By Cnarres Tevix Jun » |i WHY prate of jos And Chri s cheer! Of s! champa Or far-off beer! Why speak of gifts And goodly tips! Of merry dance. Or chocolate chips! Ring not for me The Christmas chimes! The axe betrays Impending crimes! r Talk 4 © Q Ml ! luck! : What chance have I, \ nice. fat duck!” I know the talk tc And what they say, a) When they sit down, On Christmas Day! hi “What will you have?” You know the rest— “A drumstick? or A piece of breast!” A Tragedy in Code her He asked her how much she loved him. © f Playfully she formed a small circle by curving her thumb and index finger so they met. y he walked off ‘0, nothing ittered to himself. Sadly she reflected —“.\ circle—the whole round world!” This is the interpretation thercof u Perfect Safety P Be careful how you throw your ball. You'll break that window —Oh, that’s all right; the glass couldn't far enough to hit me. for comfort A useful holiday g gift | MADE AT SHIRLEY ebeudse Ts ~dresses air in won. | At all thers, oF | of $1.00 parcel post insured, Money refunded t pleasing. hetere Uslog Marvel after Coleg Marvel MARV! $46 Fourth Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa. culture and refinement invariably PREFER “Deities to any other cigarette n Drown by NOB. Watcmn Vue Unsecirvers’ Sroc > 2? It was just the other day I saw Marie walking down the boulevard. I thought her petticoat showed. 1 wanted to tell her a bout it, but Tdidn’t dare. Marie is oday I was talking to Marie. She told me that girls don’t wear petticoats any more. 1 wonder what I saw the day Marie was walking down the boulevard? Obsolete Etiquette Morals Petticoats Blushing Peek-a-boo waists. Highballs “Thank you.” 2 You Will Smack Your Lips Over a Glass of HLEGIA | ‘it ores | for Theve Frosty Days and Nighte | FORMERLY KNOWN AS CHECONA BMANS, Ian aare ESTAURANT. HOTEL Omer Ua UPPLIED IN CASES BY ALL GOOD DEALERS cH, EVANS &SONS Est. 1786 HUDSON, N.Y. ECOMIGHOOKSICOM