Judge — December 11, 1920 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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| | | | Genuine Aspirin Name ‘‘Bayer’’ means genuine Say ‘‘Bayer’’— Insist! Say “Bayer” when buying Aspirin. Then you are sure of getting true “Bayer Tablets of pitin”—genuine Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for over twenty years, Ac- cept only an unbroken “Bayer package” which contains proper directions to relieve Headache, Toothac i e, Earache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Colds and Handy tin boxes of 12 tabl cents. Drug- gists also sell er packages.” Aspirin is trade mark of Bayer Manufac- ture Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid. Furnishing on the Install- ment Plan By M. R. Jacows HERE are two ways of furnishing a house on the installment plan. One is buy your chairs and things at a store where they sell on credit; the other is to have a wedding. By the first method you finish paying for your furniture eventually but not now; by the second—— Well They wedding. house to received fc consider the case of Mary and Johr invited five hundred their and Mary's father mortgaged his ay for the wedding breakfast. They r hundred and thirty-two gifts volume, “How to Be Happily guests to including the LEARN PIANO! This Interesting Free Book Girls! Girls!! Clear Your Skin _ With Cuticura | by Nowaas Astuosy Wintte’s IDEA OF THE WAY A CHIMNEY SHOULD We MADE Married man Mary's Aunt Alice gave them a fireside rocker for their little steam-heated Mat. The h Aunt Alice's oldest daughter was I and Mary and John gave her a half jozen sterling silver salad forks. Two months * given them by the officiating clergy later Aunt Alice’s second daughter graduated college, and Mary and John gave her a silk sweater, because, ‘Dear Aunt Alice was so nerous to us when we were married Then Aunt Alice and Uncle Ebenezer cele brated their silver wedding anniversary, and Mary and John gave them a silver cake basket, bec “We can’t’ give them r trifling after their handsome wedding: us A little later Aunt Alice’s daughter-in law announced the birth of a son, and Mary ind John sent him a wonderful afghan because Aunt Alice would think it queer e¢ didn’t send him something nice after lovely chair she gave us for a wedding Mary and John have been married a year now. The chair Aunt Alice gave them cost fifty-one dollars and sixty-nine cents. The gifts they have given in exchange for it have cost seventy-nine dollars and forty-two cents: they would have cost more if Mary hadn't shopped at the departr stores and sent the gifts in boxes in which her own had come. 26 | CASCARETS “They Work while you Sleep” You're sluggish—slow as molasses! You are bilious, constipated! You feel headachy, full of cold, dizzy, unstrung Your meals don’t fit—breath bad, skin sallow, T: scarets tonig ar liver and bowels and wake up clear, energetic and cheerful. No griping—no inconvenience. Children love Cascarets tuo. 50 cente, Aunt Alice still has twoeunmarried daughters and a son who is in his second year at college In Uncle Adam’s case they were. perhap more fortunate Uncle fam was an old bachelor. He gave them a sterling silver p knife (which Mary can't use with safety, 0 account of the sort of crust her pies have o: their underneath When he died, si months later, they sent sixteen dollars’ worth of flowers. That account is closed Aunt Laura is an elderly widow with neither children nor grandchildren; consequently her gift of a cut-glass water-set seemed clear gair Aunt Laura, however, harbors a feeling for the poor Waldensians. Mary had to contribute ter dollars to the fund that Aunt Laura was raising for their relief. Aunt Laura collects for thc Waldensians every year Every time the postman delivers a’letter ir a nice stiff envelope, Mary shiveringly wonders who is married or engaged or born or about te celebrate There John have any payments on their One is to die of the epizooty frozen in with a polar expedition. they can not be certain, inasmuch as said to be working on an invention that may enable friends and relatives to send invitations 1 sides). an anniversary are only two ways in which Mary anc s of putting an end to thei wedding-gift furniture ; the other is to g Sven ther Edison is and announcements over into the spiritland and aircraft are robbing the Arctic wastes o! much of their privacy. Stamps for sale at post | Y ¥ .S. S. offices, banks, department stores and a multi- tude took YY, S. S. places. Look for the letters 59 PRESS CLIPPING BUREA We will send ROMEIKE’S bout you, you! + friends, orany clippings which may appea: jecton which you may w to be “up-to-date.” Every new per or periodical of importance in the United States an! urope is searched. Terms $7.50 for too clippings. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York