Judge — November 27, 1920 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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A Handsome Offer VE ME YouR GIVE You atse UTOS OME & @&ie Internal Economy—Mrs, Ayres Since we must economize, | suppose the first thing to give up is our car. tyres—I should say not! We'll have to do it in some way our neighbors can’t see. —Boston Transcript. Le Rire (Paris) The Power of Beauty—First Con- stable—Did yer git that feller’s: num- ber? Second Constable », he was too gol- dernec fast fer me. Thet was a pet pert-lookin’ gal in the back seat, wasn’t it? First Constable—She shure was! — Hum Bug. The Genial Host—‘Was it a joy ride?” “For everybody but me," answered Mr. Chuggins. “I was buying the gaso- line and conducting the interviews with the pe "—Detroit Free Press. Great Snakes!—‘Hear about Nut- lev’s getting stung by rattler last week?” “Gosh, no! How did it happen?” “He bought a used flivver without first testing it.” —Buffalo Express Cost of High Living—"Tom. do you know that the children need ni “So does the aul The child have to wait.”"—Boaston Tran ript A Jaw Ride—" Where is Wombat xo ing?” Out on at jaw ride.” Tsce. He le Courier Journal, as the wife with him.” Exceeded the Speech Limit—“So the police court your car got you in Were you exceeding the spect limit?" “On the contrary, the blamed fivver wouldn't budge and the poli an over —Bosvoit heard what [said about Transcript An Eusy Parking Town —" What sort of a town is this?” “Well, Mister. if you're looking for business, it’s not so good; but if you're looking for a town where vou can always find a place to park your Car, it’s just the uing.”—Detrott Free Press And Not Until—The death rate will be lowered when men find out they can't drive an automobile at 60 miles per and light a cigarette at the same time Greensboro Herald. Didn't Use lt Herself —Morvie Lcress What awful soap! Why did you buy it? Maid—L saw an advertisement — in which vou highly praised it-—Film Fun, Right in Line Ii Shakespeare were here today, would he write for the movies?” Sure he would. He was a practical man. And he'd have ‘em throwing veni son pasty, too.” Louisville Courier Forced to Travel “Is your wife a ¢ picture fan?” “TI say so, Sometimes we have to movi drive seven or eight miles away from home to tind a show she hasn't seen.” Detroit Free Press. Cunning —Fricnd-——-Was Miss Film lite angry when she found you had for gotten to turn the crank? Camera Man—Not after Thad said that IE became so engrossed in her acting that [ forgot to turn. -Film Fy His Surprise Was in Tents all Roy—Hory Ssionr TtHovcur ty was vcincesi— The Passing Si Lor