Judge — November 27, 1920 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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The Blessings of Bolshevism “Waites we nave A Botsitevist RhGie WE WILE SHAKE EVERYTHING IN COX me WIFE PLEASES Mr AND LL cive you Mt wicyetu.—Le Rire (Paris) Recouping Their Losses—-"I hear you have been abroad.” “T've just returned,” said the wealthy American. “How's the work of reconstruction going on?” “It ought to be going on splendidly. ‘The tip pirates must have gotten enough money out of me to restore several French villages.” —Birmingham Age- Herald. An Experienced . ccountant—" Are you an expert accountant?” asked the prospective employer, “Yes, sir,” said the applicant “Your written references scem to be all right, but tell me more about your self.” “Well, my wife kept a houschold ac- count for thirty days. One night after supper I sat down and in less than an hour found out how much we owed our grocer.” » “Hang up your hat and coat,” said er, with a glad smile. “The *— Houston Post, No Fool—Gnages—I want you to nd, madam, that [ am no fool, —For once I agree with you. A fool and his money are soon parted, and I have never been able to get a dollar out of you.—Boston Transcript In Your MAVE MY WILE AND YOU YOUR AUTO: a change in “That so? What particular thing is she opposed to.”” “The income tax.” “The income tax?” “Yep. Says’ ever since that was put in force Pa has always had an installment falling due every time she has wanted a Detroit Free Press. new With Fate on His Side “You ARE DOING BETTER AT SCH Your TEACHER MAS NOT LICKED You © THIS MONTH. No. Teacter HAs RHbcatytics Karitaturen (Christiania) 18 Lives Up to His Name —“T'll sy this for Sponger, he never borrows trouble.” “No. not so long as he ¢ Transcript yorrow any thing else."”"—Boston As He Understood It—/iysician— This man’s condi He’s been drugged. Policeman (turning pale and speaking timidly)—['m afraid ye're right, sir. I drugged him all the way—a matter of a hundred yards or more.—The Copper K is not due to drink Scattering Sunshine Never tell t hard-luck story to a friend.” said: the mild cynic. you are right.” replied the losopher. “Your enemies are the ones who will really enjoy it." —Iash ington Star. Perfectly Safe—" Are you the plum! er?” asked Mrs. Cooke. “Yes, ma'am, I'm the plumber all right.” “Well.” she replied, “T just want to caution you to exercise care when doing your work. All my floors are highly polished and in perfect condition.” “Oh, don’t worry about me slippin’. lady, I’ve got nails in me shoes.” Exerybody'’s Magacine Slightly Sarcastic—* Can you tell me where that waiter of mine has gone?” asked the irascible patron. “He has gone to the kitchen, sir,” said the head waiter. “I'm glad to hear it, very glad to hear it,” said the irascible patron. “I was beginning to fear he had been appointed ite to a waiters’ convention in some distant city and had gone there to play a prominent part in the proceedings.” Birmingham Age-Herald. A Good Excuse—“I am in receipt of your letter asking why I can not receive shipment at Fan a gentleman writes toa mail-order house. “Tam sorry Tecan not take this out, but you see [am in jail at Cando, N. D., on charges of murder, and I will probably go to the penitentiary, and they tell me that place is steam heated, so I won't need the stove. s« please arrange to send my money back.” Macon Tele