Judge — November 27, 1920 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Modern Criticism “Let's GO TO THE ART GALLERY AND Dt srise REMBRANDT FOR AN HOUR OR SO.” Kasper (Stockholm His Motive—“ Did you vote at the pri- maries?” I did,” replied Farmer Corntossel “But your vote didn't really help to decide anything.” “IT didn't expect it would. I was like a whole lot of the rest of the fellers. L went jong to town for fear I might miss thing.” —Washington Star, Misjudged — Hemmandhaw —It is never a wise plan to act on the impulse of the moment Shimmer pate—I suppose you have an \nstance in mind “Yes; when I was running for office I punched the nose of a man who asked me if I had an ax to grind—” Wel—”’ “And then I discovered the poor gink was a traveling tinker who was earning his living with a grindstone.”"—Youngs- town Telegram. Gentle Reminder—“ Hiram,” said Mrs. Corntossel, “there’s one thing I want to remind you of.” “What's that? “Get out of that rocking-chair an’ come off the front porch. You're a far- mer; not a_ politician.”’—IVashington Star. A Dissimilarity—"Love,”” said the ready-made philosopher, “is a lottery.” “T can’t see it that way,” commented Miss Cayenne. “A lottery never leaves so many people in doubt as to whether they have won or lost.""—Washington S Nothing Much—“Wohat’s in your traveling bag?” asked the customs officer of the demure damsel “Oh, nothing.” said the maid, “just some week-end wearing apparel.” —Buf- falo Express. Breezy Competition—“ After all, a yacht race doesn’t decide anything.” “That is no reason,” replied Senator Sorghum, “for not regarding it with Neither, as a rule, Washington Star, respectful interest does a joint debate.” The Prospect— He — If things get learer [ sha’n’t be able to buy clothes. She—If fashion continues its present course I sha'n’t need any Korsaren Christiania) Complement—“How can director Svensson dance? He is so corpulen “Ves—but his wife is concave! s Nisse (Stockholm), Within Bounds—While making a visit to New York, a man unmistakably of country origin was knocked down in * the street by an automobile. A crowd in- stantly surrounded him with condolences and questions. “Are you hurt, my friend?” kindly asked a gentleman, who was first among the rescuers as he helped the stranger to his feet and brushed the mud and dust from his clothes. “Well,” came the cautious reply of one evidently given to non-committal brevity of speech, “it ain’t done me no good.” — Harper's Mo The hey say there is going to be a general rise in bread.” “Dear me! What is the cause of it?’ “T suppose it is the yeast they put in the dough.""—Baltimore American. Gets ‘Em All—“Want to hear the latest phonograph records?” ©, thank you. I’ve heard all of ‘em, I live in an apartment house.” Louisville Courier-Journal. Handing It to Her “WHAT DOES A PALM READING Cost? Twos N VIEW OF THE INCREASE Blactter (Munich). 126 OF YOUR HAND, THERE WILL BE AN SO PER CENT.