Judge — November 27, 1920 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Hubby 1 t Himself In For It X's OCCUPATION Baril—V'm sure T MIGHT DO SOME GOOD. T WOULD, DEAREST! She—Weit, You MIGHT WRITE THE LETTER THE In the Bible—Bishop Hoss said at a Nashville pienic “The religious knowledge adults resembles, [ am afr: ious knowledge of little Eve. “So you attend Sunday school regu- larly?’ the minister said to litle Eve. “*Oh, yes, sir,’ said she. “*And you know your Bible?’ “*Oh, yes, sir.” ‘Could you, perhaps, tell me some- thing that is in it?” ‘I could tell you everything that’s in it of too many . the relig- “*Indeed!’ And the minister smiled. Do tell me, then.” “Sister's beau’s photo is in it,’ said little Eve promptly, ‘and ma’s recipe for vanishin’ cream is in it, and a lock of my hair cut off when I was a baby is in it, and the ticket for pa’s watch is in it.’” Detroit Free Press Boxing Gloves Needed—* What does your father do for a living?” asked one little girl “Why,” replied the other, up the collections in church. “he takes —Watch- Basit, | THINK IF A WOMAN WROTE A LETTER TO THE PAPERS ABOUT WOMEN USURPING Wuart po you tuink? ENING, AND I’Li stcn rt!—London A. Injuring His Health—“Our little Thomas is in love with his school teacher.” “Oh, he'll outgrow that.” “Of course, but in the meantime, he’s neglecting his games to study.”—Bir- mingham ¢ Herald. On the Stork Limited — “In what city were you born?” (The teacher was filling out question- naires for new pupils.) “T wasn’t born in no city.” This answer, from Uriam Umson, caused surprise. “But you must have been born in some city—or town.” “No, mam; I was born on a train.” “Indeed! Are you sure?” “Yes, mam, because I often hear mother remind father of how mad he got when he thought he'd have to pay an- other fare.”—Youngstown Telegram. Father on the Job—* Daddy,” began Clarence, “why is it that giraffes have such long necks?” “In order that they may feed from the tops of tree promptly replicd daddy. “But why,” continued the youngster, mercilessly, re the trees so high?” Again daddy arose to the emer y. “In order,” he concluded, “that the giraffes may be able to eat.”— Harper's Magazine. 16 And Came to Stay—“I believe,” said the cheery philosopher, “that for single thing you give away two come back to you.” t's my experience,” agreed Pham- Last March I gave away my daughter and she and her husband came back in May.""—Boston Transcript. He Needs an Electrician—" I've been reading an article on electricity, Wil- liam,” said his wife, as she laid down the technical magazine, “and it appears that before long we shall get pretty near everything we want by just touching a button.” “Tt will not pay here!” said friend hus- band. ‘ou will never be able to get anything that way. “Why not, William?” “Because nothing would ever make you touch a button. Look at my shirt.” Science and Invention. Would Be Delayed —Judge — You are sentenced to twenty years in the State Prison, Have you anything to say? Prisoner—Yes, your honor. Will you please telephone my wife not to wait dinner for me?—Boston Transcript Her Pensive Charms THAT LADY? Ott, Site 18 A WOMAN OF TALENT, A VERY PROLIFIC WRITER, THEY SAY.” f Arrical—H'm! Sue Must pe. Sue WEARS ENOUGH QUILLS IN THAT HEAD-DRESS TO SUPPLY HER WiTit PENS For Lire!—Le Rire Paris). ~-