Judge — November 6, 1920 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Lr SP ice a ‘Too Much Publicity—“The girl, Iam told, has a large family. “Yep. Two or three sisters and several maiden aunts are always snooping around. It’s like making love in a movie studio.” —Cincinnati quirer. Alluring—* Found a flat yet?” “No; but I haven't given up hope. I'm going to try to rent some of those sets I see in the motion pictures.” —Film Fun. Film Requirements—*There’s too much sob stuff in this scenario,” said the movie producer. “But this is a serious story,” replied the literary hack. “That doesn’t make any differen We've got to work in our bathing girls somewhere, if they all turn out to a funeral by the sad sea waves.”—Bir- iningham Age- Herald. Playing Safe—“Y I’m just back from the Pa ast “Do any sea bathing?” “Didn't have the nerve to mention it. My wife has seen too many pictures ¢ of those movie bathing girls. "—Louisville Courier—Journal, ic Old Wound Reopened—* Why did you weep all through that film com- dy?” “T couldn't help it,” said the woman in black. “The comedian reminded me of my poor dead husband “Was your husband a fat man with a sense of humor?” “No, he was a thin man and had no sense of humor, but he broke more dishes than any hired girl we ever had."’—Bir- mingham Age- Herald At Last! — Startled Friend — Say! What's up? Would - be Photoplaywright — Hooray! The Nonesuch Company thought. my scenario was good enough to steal!—Film Fun. Some Footage—Director—Did or did you not tell the came terday that I had the biggest feet of a human being you had ever seen? Leading Man—I did not. I merely said that if you would take your shoes off, you would be half undressed.— Pitts- burgh Post. Taxing His Repartee “On, WT ONLY Were your wire! . “THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY THE OLD MAID’S TAX, wouLp you?"—Le Petit rnal (Pari A Spendthrift— “A wife who peti- tions for divorce says her husband gave her only fifty cents a day for household expenses.” “The man is a brute.” “Perh but his wife doesn’t win my sympathy. “Why not?” “She acknowledges that she spent the fifty cents for movies.”—Birmineham Nge- Herald. asy—" 1 shall marry a girl my exact antithesis! . “You have plenty of chances. There's lots of intelligent girls about.”— Kersaren (Christiania), ang Froid—“Have you had the burglars again?” “Yes, for the sixth time at 3 a.m. They are so punctual that we now set the clocks by — them.”"—Lustige Blaetter (Berlin). The Old Maid’s Prayer—" Ii only I had lived before the Christian era when the years went backwards.”—Tyrikans (Christiania), Worth While Acquaintances—“Do you notice the large number of horny- handed sons of toil who are now riding in Pullman cars?” “TI do,” replied the traveling salesman. “ And for my part, I’m glad to see them.” “Why so?”” “I'm he the smoker. ring some brand-new stories in Birmingham Age- Herald. Long Odds—C (to motor-car driver who has bumped into his horse) — \h, yer blanky coward! Forty against one!—Sydney Bulletin, The Views of a Rounder Woo —Is THAT You, You sox (Stockholm). fen-o-5 A SEA-COOK, THAT'S TURNING THE STREET AROUND? —