Judge — October 30, 1920 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Feminine Logic— He—Here’: been laid in Ohio with the letter its shell, prophesying the election of Cox by this omen. She—1 suppose you are sneering by that he is going to get the country’s old Baltimore American. hen vote? Trying Ordeal—"The husband of this suffrage orator picked at his clothes and fidgeted in his seat all the time she was speaking.” “He was nervous and embarrassed.” “He confided to me later that he was afraid he would applaud in the wrong Birmingham Age- Herald. place.” In Batches—*One at a time, ladies, protested the statesman who was being heckled “But there are forty of us to be heard.” “Well, then let us say three at a time Louiszille Courier-Journal. “Promote the Junior Cat."’—Inas much as rats did much damage to his papers, a Hindu clerk, who was in charge of the official documents in one of the more remote Indian towns, obtained per: mission to keep two cats, the larger of which was to receive somewhat better rations than the other. A few weeks later the head office at Delhi received this ch have the honor to inform you that the senior cat is absent without leave. What shall I do?” To this problem the office vouchsafed no reply. After waiting a few days the Hindu sent off a proposal: “In re absentee cat, I propose to pro mote the junior cat and in the meantime to take into government service a proba tioner cat full rations."’— Portland Oregonian. dis; on Playing the Game—"“How must | conduct my campaign?” asked the inex- perienced candidate. “Promise ‘em anything,” manager. “But suppose I promise something I can’t perform and the public holds me to strict accountability?” “If you get elected you'll want to run again, won't you?” Of cour “Exactly. his said When your first term is A Fowl Strike “LT OTHINK THAT CHICKEN LOOKS RAT Market Woman—Y et oes, pores yer? irs GRaNpMoTHER.—Kasper (Stockholm) ended vou can tell the voters you didn’t have time to put through all the great reforms you had set your heart on, and they must send you back to finish the job." —Birmingham Age- Herald. Vamp-Proof Girl (at railway station)—Are you ex- ? Worried Porter—Maxniro, Mrss.—Weekly Telegraph (London). 1s R OLD.” WELL Let ate Say, MATAM, YoU MIGHT EASILY BE Gi Ty, “You seem to prefer As to Prices that grocer.” “Yes.” “Is he lower in prices than others?” “No, but he’s always there with an explanation.” —Louistille Courier Journal The Comeback Courteous—"So you've been in a plaster cast for just months at a time, have you, you poor dear boy?” she gushed. “Tell me, just how do you feel?” madam,” he replied in his best bass voice, “I suppose that I can say that, in the abstract, I feel pretty well; but I have to admit that I feel rotten in the concrete.” —Red Cross Magazine.