Judge — October 16, 1920 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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The Diterence—We find after a care- ful study of the subject that a politician while an ordinary fellow “repudiates” "—Barber County ( Kan.) “double-crosses. Index One Instance—“The office should seck the man.” “It does in the case of the vice-presi den Louiscille Courier Journal. Expert Revision—“Your _ political rival is getting the reputation of using better English than you do.” “T know it,” replied ator Sor- ghum. “He has a better stenographer than I have. "—Washington Star. Form—Goshall—1 e, but that is as Reversing the believe in equal sufira far as I will go. Hemlock—Well, isn’t equal suffrage enough? “T just took a telephone message from a woman who doesn’t think so.” “What was the message?” “She insisted on putting it ‘Mrs. and Mr. So-an-s).""— Youngstown Telegram. Lost—a Solving the Paper Shortage Problem Editor—Tuk Next 1ssvb oF OUR PAPER HANKS, WILL BE IN THE FORM OF A VISITING: CARD AND THE ONLY THING WE NEED MEN- TION {8 THAT THE PRICE PER COPY WILL BE RAISED BEGINNING WITH THE FORTHCOMING 1ssue.—Sondage-Nisse (Stockhotm) In the Old Days— rate, remarked the earnest consti are bound to enjoy freedom of speech.” “Ve answered Senator Sorghum; “sometimes I think speech is almost too free. Things now uttered without hesi- tation would have been certain to pro- voke duels among our stalwart and sensi- —Washington Star. any tive ancestors. Monopoly Tourist—I suPPOSE YOU ARE THE OLDEST INUABITANT? “*Lwas, sin. But ME SON’s TAKEN UP. E Business xow.”—London Mail. B Date and Score Mixed—Redd— That's an old golf course of yours, isn’t it? Greene—Why, no. new. “When was it laid out?” “About 1917.” “ Are you sure?” “Oh, yes; positive. “Why, I heard a man say the other day that he went around it in ’85."—Vonkers Statesman. It’s comparatively Made in America—It isn’t exactly their swell brand of them to be so decided ish in their apparel, but they've a “fawncy” for the English raiment just the same. “How do you like my English cap, old chap?” one of them asked. “It’s a turtle, old dear, but it isn’t quite so English as mine,” the other said. “Oh, mine is qui “No, not nearly. And so they compared caps. But when they looked at the names of the makers it was discovered by the “de- cidedly English” follower that his c had been made in New York. The other bore a London label—and, of course, you understand, old chap, it was quite a “lawf.” And the funny feature of it all is that the New York cap was made to appeal to the English trade, while the London cap was designed to catch the fancy of the Yank.—I/ndianapolis News. Wearing Out Clubs—He had just taken up golf, and after playing a week he went to buy some new clubs. “Did you break the ones I sold you ago?” asked the club about a week dealer, “No, I didn’t break any of ’em,” was the reply; “but I took so many shots with ’em that they're worn out!”— Yonkers Statesman. System—“Did you tell your boss you had a sick grandmother or any- thing, so you could get off for the ball game?” “Didn't have to tell him anything. His boss and his boss’s boss were busy looking for excuses of their own to get out and play golf." —Washingion Star. comicbooks.com