Judge — September 11, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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September 11, 1920 Full Moments By Brrtox Bratey [x a world that is restless and troubled of soul It’s hard to find comfort or peace and con tent, ife’s chuckful of a worry and sorrow and dole; It’s all just a struggle for clothes and for rent. Kut sometimes we win to a partial reprieve From woe and despair, and life runs like a psalm, \When through the blithe magic of cooks we achieve Phat splendid, distended, post-prandial calm. When diaphragms tend to a contour convex We look on the world in a dubious way Our spirits we fret and our minds we perplex With serious problems that front us today But when all the cave And arts culinary have given their balm We smile in our comfort, and thus we behave With splendid, distended, post-prandial calm abdomen’s curves grow con ns don’t wholly approve dulgence, but how shall we Perhaps our phys Of quite such i touch That mood of content that’s too lazy to move Unless we have caten a little too much? Though gluttony’s wicked. as copybooks teach We gain, now and then, a sweet guerdon therefrom. When, ‘mid the world’s clamor, we cat till we reach That splendid, distended, post-prandial calm! Promising Kid Mrs, Willis—Little Willie has token the clock I apart, lost half the pieces and won't be able 1o put them together again in a month. Shall | whip him? Mr. Willis—No, indeed. When he grows vp ud goes into the garage business for himself ome car-owner will pay him ten dollars an hour for doing that very thing A Shaker Family | Furnace Rugs Shimmy Dice Father Mother Daughter Son shakes the | A Deadlock “Is that Mr. Wampum you have on the vire “No, his telephone clerk.” “T won't come to the ‘phone until the prin: ipal gets on the wire.” “Neither will he.” Yon may have any instrument with complete musical outfit, for a week's free trial at home. No obligation to buy, Retura, our expense after trial if you wish. No charge for trial. Guth includes velvet lined case, self instructor, music and all accessories at factory cost. A tremendous saving. Convenient Monthly Payments A few cents a day will pay for instrument and outfit. This offer gives you genuine Wurlitzer instruments, known all over world ic quality, Have one now for Free Trial. Send Coupon for Beautiful New Catalog trument known illustrated with price. easy terms and Catalog absolutel rit The Rudolph Wurlitzer Co., Dept. 2386 U7 E. 4th St., Cincinnati, O.—329 S. Wabash Ave., Chicago Send me your new catalog ilhustrated in color with full det Worlitzer Complete Outite aod free trial and easy payment His Definition Teacher—What is the “ Willie Willis—Iv’s me; when there’s any company. the guy chat eats last Foop 1s a Mixon Arrain A Fair Patient said the doctor, “I can build you up.” “Goody, doctor, And can you give me one | of these fashionable new shapes?” | 1g 25¢ = RN ROMANO ultimate consumer"? The Real Thing “Cuba Libre” used to be a rather common phrase during the Spanish-American war. But now it means something. Ir’s Girts Must Be a Mistake Cashier—You are overdrawn Sooo. Fair Depositor—Impossible. Why, the last time I was here you told me my balance was $100, and there hasn’t been a one of the ten checks I have drawn since that has been over $100. Homes in Demand “Have you any vacant houses?” “Only the toy house in the window,” said the urbane real estate man. “And I think I could rent that if I tried.”